MOON PODCAST ESCALATION! Sailor Moon fans Jordan
D. White, Chris Sims and
a cast of guests set out to watch one of the greatest superhero stories
of the 20th century, trying to figure out just what the Sailor Senshi's
powers are, whether Luna should have a British accent, and just what
is going on with Mamoru's purple pants. It's a critical breakdown
of every single episode of Sailor Moon, complete with what life lessons
we can learn. Join us every week -- and keep your mind on Sailor
Business!
Chris and Jordan take a look back at the series and what they've learned from it.
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it made all this possible!
Our first episode, examining the first epsiode the 1992 Sailor Moon
anime! Join Jordan and Chris as they, in turn, join middle-school
girl Usagi Tsukino as she meets a talking cat with a bandaid on her
head and learns of the grand destiny that awaits her! No guest this
week, but instead, learn why two strapping young lads like our hosts
became so enamored of a cartoon made for school girls! IT ALL BEGINS
HERE!
The second episode features fortune telling, underwear flashing,
rock throwing, shoe flipping, and our very first special guest commentator, Juliet
Kahn! Plus: Chris drops his very first F-Bomb of the podcast,
and Jordan struggles to contain his hatred of psychics! As an in-depth
look at the second episode of Sailor Moon, this episode will punish
you with goodness!
We're back for episode three, a day late because of Labor Day...but Juliet
Kahn joins us once more for our little podcastlove letter to
Sailor Moon. This time, a radio show called "Midnight Zero" becomes
the most popular thing amongst love-lorn ladies...and you will
be shocked to learn that it's a front for stealing their energy!
Plus: Luna meets Motoki!
Episode four of Sailor Moon brings us to an extremely problematic
episode centering around the fact that Usagi needs to...lose...weight...???
Thankfully, we're joined by glamorous Sailor Moon super-fan Betty
Felon, who helps us navigate the troubles that arise from a body-shaming
talking cat, over-excersizing, and binging on pork buns...delicious,
delicious pork buns...
We're back with another episode not part of the original American
dub of Sailor Moon...because America cannot handle a show about extremely
cute(?) rabit/guinea pig things. Once again joined by Betty
Felon, we discuss cat kitting, cute licking, brother slapping,
and the sad and lonely death of the cutest stray dog in the world.
Yet another episode not originally brought over to the United States--presumably
because US kids would not be sophisticated enough to appreciate jazz
music. We're joined by comic book editor and cat fan Jeanine
Schaefer to discuss smooth jazz, hot musicians, and how to blow
off creepers who give you damp flowers on your birthday. Pretty informative!
Who doesn't want to be famous, am I right? Obviously, being super-stars
is something we at Sailor Business are intimately familiar with...but
now we get to watch Usagi and friends attempt to become Cinderellas
in her last solo adventure of the series! Jeanine
Schaefer joins us once again to talk fanfic, glass slippers,
thought circuits, and, of course...acting sorry.
Could the new smart girl at school really be a monster? Or could
it be that the girl who looks just like the blue Sailor Scout in
the intro of the show might really be an ally of some sort? That's
right--this week, we get to the introduction of Sailor Mercury, and
we've brought Dr. Devon White (Jordan's
wife) along for the ride! Join us, and learn the true secret of how
to be good at video games!
EVERYONE--no time to listen to this episode right now because THERE
IS A SALE AT THE CLOCK STORE! Once you've all stocked up on 3-7 clocks,
join us and Dr. Devon White (Jordan's
wife) as we discuss the singular Moon/Mercury buddy scout episode
of the series! Who tied a clock to Luna's back? What makes Usagi
the prefect scout? What is a "double Archie"? Find out
this episode!
The episode everyone's been waiting for...the introduction of a
new character to the Sailor Moon universe, a character that will
change the shape of the series forever. From that introduction, there
can be no doubt in your mind who I mean...Lisa Brownridge! Oh, and
Sailor Mars joins the team. Don't worry, Betty
Felon is back again to defend Rei from the savage judgments of
Jordan and Chris.
Episode
011 - You Guys Heard About What Happened at Tokyo Disney?
We're up to three Sailor Senshi on our team, so what better way
to celebrate than to go to a theme park where 50 people have gone
missing! New member, Sailor Mars, continues to be unecessarily mean
to our beloved Sailor Moon, but once again, we've got Betty
Felon to come to her defense! But, hey! Aren't you a little old
to belistening to a cartoon podcast?
Will it be adventure on the seas or cruise blues when the Sailor
Scouts actually do some sailing? Usagi wants to go on a romantic
cruise, but guess what? It's a negaverse plot. And even worse for
her is her friend Rei. This time, Donna
Dickens from Hitfix joins
Jordan and Chris to horrify them with true stories of teenaged girls'
behavior. Come sail away with us!
Oh man--this is a big one! Not only is it the last Jadeite episode
of Sailor Moon, it's also a big Mamoru-jerk episode! And let em tell
you, if you're afraid of airplanes--specificially of being run over
by them as they drive along on the groud--then this is a real scary
one! Once again Donna
Dickens of Hitfix joins
Jordan and Chris, thie time revealing that--SCANDAL--she is one of
those mythical Usagi-haters we've heard so much about!
Jadeite's dead--errr...eternally sleeping--but who cares? As our
new villain, Nephrite, points out...Jadeite sucked! Jordan and Chris
are joined this week by Rocket
Girl artist Amy Reeder,
with whom they discuss revolutionary new techniques in tennis, differing
philosophies in energy collection, and patterns for Sailor
Moon Sweaters. Follow the bouncing ball!
What's this? Sailor Business's two most hated characters are...going
on a date?!? That's right--Rei and Mamoru begin their romance this
episode...and Chris starts to like them?!? I know, I know--it's all
so unbelieveable, you have to join Jordan and cartoonist Katie
Skelly to listen and hear it for yourself! PLUS: another secret
romance comes to light in the novelization!
We're back after a week off for Thanksgiving...and just in time
for the wedding event of the year! That's right--this time, the scouts
are wedding crazy in a somewhat non-feminist way, and we've got cartoonist Katie
Skelly back again to watch along! Plus: find out what happens
when Serena faces a spider monster!
Did someone say "Scouts on Film"? That's right--this episode
Usagi/Serena gets the modeling bug, and we alternately learn that
beauty is more than what's on the outside, that Serena brays like
a hyena, and that she is more beauiful than any other girl, depending
on which version we're discussing. Thankfully, we are joined by the
terrific author Karen Healey to
sift through the nonsense! Join us, won't you?
Who's afraid of creepy "French" dolls? It turns out, almost
everyone...except the characters on Sailor Moon, for some reason.
That's right--the creepy dolls are not the threat this week, they're
just there to up the stakes for aneight-year-old's love story. Jordan
and Chris are again joined by terrific author Karen
Healey to wade into Shingo's romance...and the horrifying poppets
that accompany it.
This is it: the episode we've all been waiting for. After months
of discussing her works, Jordan and Chris are finally joined by the
author of the Sailor Moon novelizations, Lianne
Sentar of Sparkler Monthly!
And if that isn't exciting enough, the episode she's joins them for
is particularly bananas--featuing Nephrite's evil scheme to impersonate
Tuxedo Mask and break hearts! You're invited!
Man-oh-man, this may just be the strangest episode of Sailor Moon
ever created. The scouts are on summer break and decide to take a
taining trip to the beach! And end up in a haunted hotel. Staffed
by monsters. WHAT?!? Don't worry, Lianne
Sentar of Sparkler Monthly and
writer of the Sailor Moon english novelizations is here to help Jordan
and Chris make sense of this mess! Plus--a creepy psychic girl! This
has it ALL!
For fans of meta (not to be confused with fans of metal) (also not
to beconfused with meta-fans, who would, themselves, be doing their
fanning in a meta-way) this is the episode for you! That's right--it's
an anime about making anime, and Chris and Jordan brought in animator
Brianne Drouhard to watch it with them! Listen along and learn how
to put love in Sailor V's hips!
We've discussed this episode a few times before on the show, but
now it's finally here--the notorious Princess's Ball episode. Chris
and Jordan discuss it in all its teen-creeping, parasol-sailing,
juice-swigging, out-making glory alongside animator
Brianne Drouhard!
Come along and solve the final mystery of the century with the Princess
of Ivanovich and Countess Popover!
It's been simmering in the last few episodes, but in this episode
and the next, the Naru/Molly and Masato Sanjoin/Maxfield Stanton/Nephrite/Nephlite
plot finally comes to a rolling boil! First up, how can Usagi tell
her bestie she has a crush on an evil mineral man from under the
ground? Thankfully, Jordan and Chris are re-joined by writer Karen
Healey to work it all out! They'll solve this, right?
It all comes down to this! The love of a middle school girl
get weighed against all the rewards of the Dark Kingdom as we sort
out the Nephrite/Naru situation once and for all! Hey...we never
discussed their couple name...I am thinking "Narite"? That or "Nephru".
Anyway, everything BUT that will be discussed with writer Karen
Healey and put to be once and for all this week!
A new challenger appears! Errr...rather, a new Scout appears! That's
right--this episode, Sailor Jupiter comes thundering in, taking on
3/4ths of the fights in this fisticuff-packed episode before she
even has super powers! Plus, the negaverse has a whole new objective
for Jordan, Chris, and special guest Laura
Hudson to discuss! This
one has it all--from sexism to erased butts!
This episode of Sailor Business, we discuss quite possibly the most
well-made piece of art about an angelic boxing priest/vulture monster
ever created. We know there is some stiff competition from things
like Citizen Boxing Priest Monster and Gone With the
Wind and the Priest with Boxing Gloves and Bird Feet...but I
think it wins. We'll see what special guest Laura
Hudson thinks about it...
Look at her--look at that picture of Ami. Is that not the most adorable
image of her ever created? Doesn't it make you want to snap surprise
pics of your S.O. during your next meal? You know it does. It works
on both Chris and Jordan, and we've brought Kat
Murphy of the One
Shot Podcast to laugh at and educate them...and kill them immediately
if they become monsters!
This episode, like so many incidents in all of our lives, revolves
around the sudden popularity of a local painter. BUT WAIT--this painter
can paint really beautiful pictures of a moon princess?! She must
be gorgeous--that's how painting works, right? No worries--Jordan
and Chris have Kat
Murphy of the One
Shot Podcast with them again to make sure they understand things--including
some legit expertise on Magical Girls!
Episode
029 - 10,000 Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends
After a week off, we're back with a terrific episode spotlighting
one of the show's side characters--Chris's fave love interest, Motoki!
Not only do TWO Sailor Scout have their sights set on him...but he
also already has a girlfriend! PLUS: we go IN DEPTH on the height
of all the Senshi! Join Jordan, Chris, and cartoonist Catie
Donnelly as they learn exactly how much taller than Makoto Mamoru is!
We're back from our Easter celebrations with an especially good
episode of Sailor Business today! This time, the indigo crystal of
the Roy G. Biv Crystals is inside none other than Rae's Grampa, leading
to some amazing discoveries about Sailor Mars! Thankfully, Chris
and Jordan are joined once more by cartoonist Catie
Donnelly as they uncover the truth about Usagi and Rae's friendship!
This actually might be the real-life, for serious, best episode
of Sailor Moon. We're not one hundred percent sure just yet...but
all signs are looking good. Why, you ask? Not just because it's an
episode that focuses on Luna. Not just because it's Zoicite's greatest
challenge yet. Not just for Makoto's Ami-ogling. It's all of it blended
together into...an episode that must be seen to be believed. Jordan
and Chris enlist Amanda
Meadows of Devastator Press to help put this
madness into words!
This week brings the closest thing to a Power Rangers/Kamen Rider
crossover with Sailor Moon crossover when Sailor Moon (sort of) meets
Monster Fighter Redman! Can she withstand his Redman Leg Attack?
Thankfully, there is another champion of love and justice on her
side...Tuxedo Melvin! Jordan and Chris are joined once again by Amanda
Meadows of Devastator Press to
decide who is the victim in the Molvin romance!
The moment you've been waiting for for 33
episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally
happens...at the very end of this week's episode, like the last five
seconds of it. So...Spoilers! Let's get ready for Sailor Venus to arrive!
Chris and Jordan happily welcome Lianne
Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back
to the show
for part one of a run of status quo changing episodes! And does Zoicite make
a better Sailor Moon than Sailor Moon does?
This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show,
there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the
Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this episode! Yes--Sailor
Moon reveals herself! Yes--Tuxedo Mask reveals himself! Yes--love blossoms,
despite Chris's vehement denials! Thankfully, Jordan has Lianne
Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back
to take his side as a fellow Darena/Mamagi shipper! Get your hankies
ready to weep with love!
PLUS: a special audio bonus!
Last episode, we learned that Usagi Tsukino...Bunny Moon...Sailor Moon...is
the Moon Princess we've been looking for! But learning that was just
the beginning! Now she's got all these memories and responsibilities
and...gosh darn it, who said she even wanted to be the princess anyway?
No worries, this time Chris and Jordan are joined by Christy
Leigh Stewart to sift through all the moon memories and make sense(?)
of it all. It's a total blow away!
Holy cow--is Sailor Moon going to CHANGE HER HAIRSTYLE??? Would the anime
change such an iconic part of Sailor Moon's design so early into the
show? Would the animators be willing to redraw all the banked transformation
and attack sequences with the new do? No, of course not. But Jordan
and Chris talk about it anyway, along with special guest Christy
Leigh Stewart! Also: there is a close-up of a slug!
So, we all know Sailor Moon in the Moon Princess (finally)...now the
question becomes when is she going to start acting like it? She's off
to a good start this episode when she enrolls in a Princess Seminar!
This time, Jordan and Chris are joined by a complete Sailor Moon newbie
as Jordan Witt watches her
first episode ever of the best Anime around! And a lady shoots weird green
stuff out of clams.
Get ready for the Moon Princess Contest, decided, as you would expect
a Moon Princess Contest to be decided...through skiing! That's right--the
Sailor Scouts hit some wicked powder as they take to the slopes in
a completely above-board contest! Our first Sailor Moon newbie, Jordan
Witt, is back for her very second episode of the series...and what
a cold episode it is!
What is this, the 1992 Winter Olympics? From last week's skiing contest,
we turn to figure skating! Did you know it was the most popular sport
on the Moon? It's totally true. This time, Chris and Jordan are joined
by Squirrel Girl artist Erica
Henderson to discuss how much better
an ally Mamoru is when he is an enemy and other cold facts!
A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday!
Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially
Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on her day of birth.
Oh, and there is some talk of Chibi Moon as well, unfortunately.
Yes, yes--in this episode Usagi and her family go for a weekend at
a hot spring, but more importantly, we spend some serious time discussing
what kinds of food are best for Luna. Thankfully, Chris and Jordan
are again joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica
Henderson to make sure these important topics get covered thoroughly.
Horrible Future 2! Ami's absolute factually proven boyfriend and probable
one true love, Ryo/Greg, is back as the animators try to recapture
the magic of the Rainbow Crystal episodes! Can their romance survive
the sound of Chris rolling his eyes? Jordan defends against the cobined
forces of Chris and special guest Shannon
Manor, character designer
for Archer!
Get ready for bubble to fly!
Ho ho, what's
this? A special look back into Mina's past as Sailor V? Given how much
we enjoy that manga, you might think this is gonna be a great episode!
Journey deep into Mina's stupid stupid love life with Chris, Jordan,
and special guest Shannon
Manor, character designer
for Archer!
Get your ear wings ready for it!
Holy crap--the
Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched
Moon Animate
Make-Up you'll know we're watching the classic "Fractious
Friends" episode where Sailor Moon quits/gets fired! Chris and Jordan
are joined by artist Erin Gladstone to bicker and yell about bickering
an yelling!
Episode
044 - Faulty Horse Rides and Butter Churns
Another
episode with the death of a King of Heaven, let's all say good bye
to Kunzite/Malachite as we learn all about the Moon Kingdom! That's
right--lots of Jordan and Chris's questions get...answered(?) in this
episode...to varying degree of satisfaction. Joined once again by artist
Erin Gladstone, we journey
back into the past to see the invasion of Earth, and the super important
dance that it nearly interrupted!
Episode
045 - King Enma Will Rip Out Your Tongue In Hell
It
all comes to this! The start of the two-part season finale of Season
One of Sailor Moon...which was condensed into one episode by the original
American adaptation. In this first part...THE SAILOR SCOUTS DIE! Which
would be a spoiler, if it were not the NAME OF THE EPISODE. Mourn
along with Jordan, Chris, and the return of our first guest ever, Juliet
Kahn! Get ready for sadness!
So,
let's summarize--all the Sailor Scouts except Sailor Moon are dead...and
her destined Moon lover has been turned evil. Things are not looking
good, even if you didn't know that this was the last episode of Sailor
Moon. Sort of. I mean...not really. Anyway, the climactic battle is
here, and Jordan, Chris and Juliet
Kahn are here to give you the play-by-play! PLUS: another musical
bonus from Jordan! I give you the strength to listen on!
Welcome
back, as we enter the next phase of Sailor Business! Now that Queen
Beryl is defeated, the show becomes a straight-up teen romance show,
right? WRONG! It becomes an ALIEN INVASION! Sort of. If two people
count as an invasion. Back to watch the skies with Chris and Jordan
is Dr. Devon White (Jordan's
wife) to celebrate the occasion of the first episode she'd ever seen
of the show! A great jumping on point! Tell your friends!
Alan
and Ann, the ALI-ENS here to sap energy, have decided to take over
a movie studio's casting process...because that's the easiest way to
get energy, for sure. But the scouts don't have their memories anymore!
What will happen??? Chris and Jordan are joined again by Dr.
Devon White to help jog the memories of all the listeners and celebrate
another person's first episode!
Welcome
back, Trash-Piles! That's right, we're back in the world of people
treating Usagi like dirt...but could it be because she is immature
and not capable of adult relationships? Wait what--who would suggest
such a thing?!? Perhaps this week's special guest, Aidan
Sullivan,
can help shed some light on the subject! All this, plus a talking cat
monster, the relevance of blood types...and maybe another song!
FIFTY
EPISODES OF SAILOR BUSINESS! That's 1/4 of the way through all of Sailor
Moon! Not counting the movies! Or the Musicals! Or the live action
show! And what did the awesome creators at the Sailor Moon anime cook
up to celebrate their 50th episode? Why a look into the futuristicest
of all futuristic technologies: VIRTUAL REALITY! Chris and Jordan are
joined once more by Aidan
Sullivan for a trip into the future of gaming!
The long wait is over! Sailor Business is back, kicking off the 2nd quarter
of Sailor Moon by announcing the contest to win the full Sailor Moon
manga collection, as donated to us by Kodansha! Listen to the podcast,
then send your entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
But first--we're joined for this Cherry Blossom Festival by Annie
Craton of The Jem Jam podcast! Zip up into your sleeping bags and
camp out!
This week, Sailor Venus takes the spotlight, kind of, as we explore the
world of little children! Were the animators trying to warm the audience
up to little kids because they knew Reeny was coming? Who knows!
Perhaps Annie
Craton of The Jem Jam can
shed some light on the subject? BE STRONG, CHRIS SIMS! YOU CAN DO
IT, JORDAN D. WHITE! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries
to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week, we take a break from the anime to watch the
year 2000 Sailor Moon Musical "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon New/Transformation
- The Path to Become the Super Warrior - Overture of Last Dracul"...also
known as the one where Sailor Moon fights Dracula! Sort of. The boys
are joined by T. A. Noonan for something they never thought they
would encounter...AN INTERMINABLE, TERRIBLE SAILOR MOON SHOW! Meanwhile,
keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, we're back! And our next target is babies! Or rather, Alan and Ann's
next target is babies...which introduces us to the superstar of the
show, BABY JORDAN! Chris and Jordan are joined by Kristina
Murdaugh,
former fandubber from Negavision, to learn all about how babies pee
on faces! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
This episode has been mentioned on the podcast a few times before...yes,
we have finally reached the infamous "one where Rei does the talent
show thing"! Will Chris and Jordan start liking her once they get
to know her? Will Kristina
Murdaugh,
former fandubber from Negavision,
help them come around to Rei's side? And will you all enjoy Jordan's
ukulele cover of "Oh Starry Night"? Let's find out. PLUS, keep sending
your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
This episode is the one we like to affectionately call "The Food Episode,"
as Alan is discovering the weird connection between food and love
that
seems
to have a startling hold on every single teen girl in Japan. Plus,
Donna Dickens (of
Hitfix) is back to tell us what she thinks Alan is REALLY "eating".
This is going to be a fun one. Oh yeah, and keep
sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's got the "most talent" of all? That's
right, it's time for the obligatory school play episode, and all
the cat fights you can imagine would ensue over what scout is most
qualified to play Snow White! Thankfully,
Donna Dickens (of
Hitfix) is back to help
Chris and Jordan sort through all the headshots and organize callbacks.
PLUS, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
Get ready for Sailor Moon's Breakfast Club! Ok, now that I've said that,
I can tell already it's confusing--no, I don't mean we should all
eat one slice of toast on the run, I mean this week, Usagi is in
detention! Ironically, she's in detention for eating lunch early,
so it's more of a lunch club. Thanfully,
Leanne Bartle joins
the boys to stay after school and watch the fun! PLUS, this is the
LAST DAY to send your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
We're reached the penultimate episode of the Doomtree Saga! It's been
a weird road to get here, but as the Doomtree withers, Alan and Anne
up their game and target the one and only moon pudding! Leanne
Bartle is back again to help Chris and Jordan navigate their
way through this nutso episode...which kicks off with a mascot-style,
big-head stage show of Sailor Moon, complete with Luna. It's...real
weird.
This is it--the actual END of the Doomtree saga! The terrible tree teens,
Alan and Ann, stand revealed...and both Mamoru and Usagi are captured
and being drained of energy! Can the other scouts save them? No--they
are useless this episode! But can they make it through some other
way? Well, there are still 141 more episodes, so...probably, yeah.
And we're joined by Aidan
Sullivan to dig into the ROOTS of the
issues.
We've dreaded this day for a long time, but...at last, it she has come.
With this episode, we meet that horrible spore, that famingo-haired
freak, that father-loving war criminal...Chibi-Usa aka Reenie aka
Mini-Moon! Nothing will ever be the same again. Chris and Jordan
are not thrilled, but thankfully, Aidan
Sullivan is with us--someone who actually LIKES the little fungus.
PLUS: we reveal the winner of the complete set of Sailor Moon Manga
provided by Kodansha!
We're back, kicking off Sailor Business 2016 as we go full-steam into
the second half of Sailor Moon R! The Dark Moon Clan goes after the
first Crystal Point of Crystal Tokyo, and lo and behold...it's a
make-up shop! We're joined by storyboard artist Cassidy
Stone whose
favorite Scout is SAILOR CHIBI MOON! How can this be? Find out this
episode!
Welcome back to the adventures of everyone's favorite Sailor Scouts--Victoria,
Sarah, Blue and the rest! Whether you're a fan of non-stop action
or glorious transformations, you're heart will not be unmoved when
Blue plans to move to Germany, turning her back on her resposibilities
completely! Storyboard artist Cassidy
Stone returns to cheer on Chibi-Usa as the scouts are broken
apart forever!
Time to get tough, everyone! This week, we all sign up for Protection
Aesthetics, the hot new martial arts fitness craze exclusively for
incredibly attractive women! That's right, everyone's favorite monster/pervert,
Gramps, has a new scheme to get near the ladies...and we all get
to watch through little holes in the door. Not to worry, Chris and
Jordan are joined by Shivaun
Hoad to work their way through this
minefield of an episode.
Episode
064 - Shooting Xenomorphs on Mount Rushmore
It's a rainy day, and somehow, you've Karmically wound up here with Sailor
Business, completely at random! It was not planned at all. But...if
you're sad and longing to go home to your parents, then this episode
is for you! Once again, we're joined by Shivaun
Hoad to decide how we are happiest, rain or shine. Good times!
Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody.
Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much
liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions and more are
discussed as the Scouts go to a charm store! Meanwhile, Chris and
Jordan are joined by Allison
Stock, who brings tales of child vigilantes,
funeral ceremonies, and TM Soup. Hurrah!
You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy
person like you, this podcast is perfect! Let's have some Sailor
Business, and we can both be unhappy!!! And if that doesn't convince
you, thankully, the boys have brought Allison
Stock back to talk about Avocado people and curry cooking! YUM!
Episode
067 - What Do You Call It When A Horse Gets Underneath You?
Grab your swimsuits, Sailor Business is hitting the beach yet again--this
time, a remote island with just one (luxirious) bungalow on it that
happens to be right near a volcanic island of dinosaurs. No big.
On their dip into this ocean of madness, Jordan and Chris are joined
by Lissa Pattillo to debate this Loch Ness Mess. Prepare for a Vacation
Eruption!
Gather 'round, Trash Piles, and join us once more at the altar of Sailor
Moon, here under the great stained glass rabbit with a really wonky
leg that looks like it's been broken or something. Technical difficulties
cannot stop us from bringing you new episodes...at least not for
that long...so Chris and Jordan are back once more with Lissa
Pattillo to
discuss the big showdown of the ten or maybe eleven warriors! Join
Us!
Get ready for the Mamo-Cycle's debut, as the show takes a turn for the
tuxedo, focusing on the male half of the miracle romance: Mamoru
Chiba! He could be bounded in a crystal and count himself king of
infinite life, were it not that he has bad dreams! Wow, I cannot
believe I wrote that. Anyway, we've brought Betty
Felon back to the show to delve into Tokyo's Dark Knight...and
Usagi's deep emotions! Hop on!
Get ready for Sailor Moon R to take a turn, as the Spectre Sisters enter
their final saga! First up, Katsy/Koan takes the spotlight as we
get her particular views on love. She really should smoke fewer cigarettes,
though. Of course, we bring back Betty
Felon to take on this episode as her favorite Black Moon
Clanswoman takes on her favorite Sailor Scout!
OH MAN--you better STRAP IN because you are in for some PULSE-POUNDING
CHESS MATCHES this week! That's right: get your butt down to that
cake-looking building called Chess Tower and prepare for the most
deadly game of chess since that one Harry Potter movie! We're joined
by Emily Capettini for the most awesome chess commentary you've ever
listened to! CHECK!
It's come to this: the final episode of the original syndicated DIC run of Sailor
Moon! It's not the end of the season, it's not even the end of a main villain,
but for some reason, THIS is where Sailor Moon "ended" for three years (and
for Jordan, for about fifteen years). The final fate of the sinister Spectre sisters
is decided, and Emily Capettini is
back to wrap things up for this original run. WOOO!
With the Spectre Sisters in the rear view, we move forward into the "Toonami"
era of Sailor Moon....and with an echoing laugh, say hello to "HellYesmeraude"!
It feels like it's been three years since the last episode...from
a certain point of view. We're joined by Sailor Moon authority Artlee
King-Vasquez to delve into the so-called "lost" episodes as we continue
Sailor Moon R! ARRRRRRR!
Oh, man! Sailors Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus have all been abducted
by aliens! Now, it's up to Sailor Moon, a five-year-old, two cats,
and a man in a Tuxedo to save them. Except the man and the cats aren't
really much help. Sailor Moon authority Artlee
King-Vasquez returns to help us navigate our way through the
defeat of Sailor Moon R miniboss, Rubeus! Get ready for some good-time
crucifixion!
Wow--it's time for the 75th episode of Sailor Moon...and to mark the
occasion, the creators apparently decided to make the worst episode
of the series! Well, so far, at least. It's so epically dumb and
booooooooriiiiing. But, don't worry! We suffered through it so you
don't have to, and we forced Annie
Craton from the Jem Jam to
watch it as well! So, just listen to this instead of watching the
episode, for once.
Now, this is more like it--in this week's episode, Sailor Moon takes
on an ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE BUFFET! Guess what happens? A new shop
has opened in the Juban district...and all is not as it seems. It's
everything that makes Sailor Moon great shoved in your face until
you cannot
eat
another
bite!
Thankfully, Annie
Craton from the Jem Jam was
hungry enough to come back for a second helping...YUM!
Episode
077 - The Maxfield Stanton Memorial Small Business Grant
The Miracle Romance Returns! That's right--heterosexuality rears its
normative reinforcing head once more as Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon
gets back together with Darien/Mamoru/Tuxedo Mask! Jordan rejoices,
Chris winces, and our new guest Anita
Petrie joins us from Bangkok!
Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt
at the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before
it's gone for good!
The "Block of Wood" gets a spotlight as all the Sailor Scouts are struck
down by disease except goddess of love, Minako Aiko! Considering
that she owns a custom nurse outfit, you would assume she's good
at taking care of people, right? RIGHT? Our friend Anita
Petrie joins us again to nurse the series back to health!
Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt
at the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before
it's gone for good!
Because no one demanded it...it's an ARTEMIS-centric episode! That's
right--Artemis goes solo this week, coincidentally stumbling upon
a Nega-Moon plot to...do something evil involving an animal shelter?
It's all pretty confusing. Thankfully, friend of the show Amanda
Meadows of Devastator
Press returns to help us through another cat episode! Plus--don't
forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt
at the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club before
it's gone for good!
Get out your math books, it's an episode spotlighting Ami Mizuno (or
is it MI-zuno)! Ami has yet again gained the highest score in her
class on a test...but this time, Melvin and company have CAUGHT AMI
CHEATING! How can this be! Our pal Amanda
Meadows of Devastator
Press is back to help weigh the evidence against Ami! Plus--an
all-new T-Shirt is going up on the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club that might just be related to the episode!
Oh man, all you Chibi-Usa fans out there are in luck! And all you real
people who actually exist, hang in there! We will do our best to
make this episode bearable. There are two droids--for no reason--who
make a school of kids go crazy--for no reason--and we have Vanessa
Leslie with us--for a GOOD reason--to help discuss it! Plus--pick
up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club before it disappears!
Strap in, trash piles--it's an all-new strong contender for the worst
episode of Sailor Moon ever! Who would have thought the scouts all
teaming up to travel to the future would be so uninteresting! Prepare
yourself for walking-into-the-wind action! And a genie that's not
a genie! And...generally a story that makes no sense! Thankfully,
Vanessa
Leslie has agreed to suffer through the episode along with us!
Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club before it's LOST IN TIME!
It's June the 30th, so you know what that means...USAGI'S BIRTHDAY!
This year, we did a full-length bonus episode to celebrate, talking
about milkshake etiquette, sandwiches, friend-making skills, scaredy-catness,
and answer a handful of audience questions. And, once again, we are
joined by Betty Felon for the festivities! Plus, why not get your
self a present: our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Episode
083 - A Flashback to a Dream of a Prophecy of the Future
Two, that's right, TWO TIMES the Tuxedo Mask! Just what no one on earth
was asking for! At least one of them spends some time on a hang glider.
We're still trapped in the future, which is not our favorite thing...and
we learn all about the upcoming ICEAGE. Thankfully, Shannon
Manor warms us with the heat of her fury at the episode!
Plus, take a look into your own future--owning out all new shirt
from the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Episode
084 - I Was Going To Let This Go But I've Decided Against It
We're still stuck in the future, guys. It's the 30th Century, and there
is a dragon. Don't worry, future crystal computers can make a wireframe
of the dragon, so it's not a problem. Sigh. But wait, Shannon
Manor is back with us again to say fairwell to Hellyesmeraude!
Oh, and hey--get your own Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt
from the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Get in your time machine and head straight to '90s Hot Topic, it's time
for the birth of Wicked Lady! Is this episode awesome or totally
stupid? Is Sailor Moon R somehow tricking us all into thinking it
was good? Returning guest Catie
Donnelly joins us to go deep into
Chibi's psychology! PLUS--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from
outer space shirt from
the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Ever since he first appeared, Sailor Moon fans have been asking--nay--demanding
that we take a break from those boring old Sailor Scouts and take
some time to focus on everyone's favorite character, Saphir! No,
wait...no one wanted that ever. And yet, here we are! Also returning
is our friend Catie
Donnelly to help us discoverer who the Wiseman's boss is! And
also--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from
the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
We're back, with both hosts having moved homes, and we've got a bonus
episode based on a recent Sailor Moon development: the release of
Moon Animate
Make-Up 2! The boys are joined by Annie
Craton from the Jem Jam to
answer a bunch of listener questions and watch this fan-made animated
tribute to th Clash of the 10 Warriors! AND there's still teim to
buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Yes, yes--LOATHE EVERYTHING! That is the new theme of Sailor Business
as we come to terms with nearing the end of Sailor Moon R! We have
been enveloped by darkness! Except, who can stay upset when we've
brought Kat
Kuhl of
the One Shot Podcast back
on the show? Can she make the boys love Chibi??? AND
there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
It's the end of Sailor Moon R!
All the plotlines are tied up and it would make no sense for there
to be another episode after this, so...yeah, this is the end! We
fare well to Wicked Lady and Chibi Usa, and we've got Kat
Kuhl of
the One Shot Podcast back
to see off her favorite character and one of her favorite episodes! AND
there's an all-new Pizza Coffee shirt
from
the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
We're back again with THE WORST, MOST B.S. EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON EVER.
Seriously, we cannot even believe this counts as an episode. It's
the most bogus...uhg. Anyway, we're back, and we've brought Dr.
Devon White to suffer through the end of R with us!And don't
forget to support us by buying a Pizza Coffee
shirt
from
the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Enter: Sailor Moon S! Finally, we leave behind all the superstitious
nonsense that was so pervasive in the crystals and tarot cards of
Sailor Moon R and get to some REAL SCIENCE with S! Get ready for
a season of amature heart surgery! And we even have
Dr.
Devon White to confirm all the medically accurate science of
this episode. And I think you still have a little time to get that
Pizza Coffee shirt from
the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Episode
091 - A Brief History of Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2
Get ready for an education as this week we learn about what can happen
when a young girl and a man go to an old, abandoned mansion for some
alone time. Spoiler: it's not what you think! And we've got fan-favorite
guest Allison Stock back to watch with us! PLUS: keep an eye on the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club for a brand new T-Shirt!
New scouts appear?!? Yeah, they do. But what about that hot boy who shows
up? You know, who looks exactly like one of those lady scouts? No
worries, all-star guest Allison
Stock is here to help the boys sort through it all...and it gets
crazy. PLUS: holy cow, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes
and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These
are a few of the mind-bending things you will witness in this week's
episode. Thankfully, Annie
Craton from The Jem Jam
Podcast is back
to help us understant the ununderstandable. And DO NOT FORGET, we
have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor
Business T-Shirt Club!
Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever,
between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash
piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with our destined
garbage, and this episode is all about that. Once more Annie
Craton from The Jem Jam
Podcast is here to help us navigate the complicated emotional
world of smooching in this crazy life we live. Pucker up!
Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues until your dance
partner becomes a tentacle trap! That's right, it's time for romance
with an affection/best friend contest for who wins that prize all
couples/best friends want... to... light up a giant heart statue...
in a big paved park. Ah well. But, it's a great episode with Pizza
Coffee's own Christie
O'Brien-Murphy is here to get us through! PLUS:
we just started a Sailor
Business Patreon! Become a patron today!
No, Haruka! you mustn't look at Makoto that way! That way you look at
someone who you are totally cool with tearing the heart out of and
leaving them to die! It's unforgivable! That's right--it's the "Jupiter
has a cursh on Uranus and Uranus is ok with Jupiter dying" episode!
And we're lucky that Christie
O'Brien-Murphy is back to help us deal with what is and is
not the issue here! PLUS: we just started a Sailor
Business Patreon! Become a patron today!
For some reason, everyone's got it in their heads that all Ami wants
to do is study! Why would people think that? It's really hurting
Ami's feelings, guys, there's a lot more to her than studying. Like...uh...
swimming! Right! Swimming! Dive into this Ami episode along with
Toni Intelisano and give it your all, or you're a coward! PLUS: we
just started a Sailor
Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!
Hope you like dirt bikes! Or, failing that, I hope you like ladies with
tire crotches! That's right--we're gonna find out that girlies CAN
win bike races as it turns out Haruka is a racing star! Can she and
Sailor Moon put their differences aside to beat some villins? Not
really, no! But we're haning with
Toni Intelisano and
watching the show all the same! PLUS: we just started a Sailor
Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!
People all over the world--join hands! Get on the evil monster train!
That's right, I think you can, I think you can listen to this episode
where a daimon egg possesses a tram car...while Raye and Chad have
some love trouble! Thankfully, new guest Elizabeth
Dubois climbs
aboard to help us remember our stop! PLUS: don't forget about our
Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and
help us reach bonus goals!
Two an half years later, here we are, ONE
HUNDRED EPISODES DEEP, and halfway through Sailor Moon!!! And how
do the makers of the anime celebrate this milestone episode? With
a focus on Mina playing volleyball and a daemon too hot for Dead
Or Alive. Awesomely, returning guest Elizabeth
Dubois is with us to sing us an original French song about Jupiter
bringing the thunder! PLUS: don't forget about our
Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and
help us reach bonus goals!
Did you know glass slippers are still a thing? Yeah, we didn't either.
And we actually sort of suspect that they aren't a thing and never
were...but somehow, for Usagi, they are TOTALLY a thing. It's Usagi's
birthday (in the show, not IRL) and she is determined that she should
get one of these least-practical-ever shoes. We're joined by the
awesome Kathryn
Walsh to have a ball! PLUS:
don't forget about our
Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and
help us reach bonus goals!
What the--?! Who the heck is that? That couldn't be...no, wait, that
isn't...but how could...is that...Sailor Moon?!? That's right, Usagi
has walked right into a trap on Tokyo Tower, and coming to her rescue
is...Sailor Moon! How can this be? Join us and Kathryn
Walsh as we puzzle out this complete mystery! PLUS:
don't forget about our
Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show!
Sailor Business takes to the sea for their very first ive episode! That's
right, Chris hit the seas on the Fan2Sea Cruise last month and recorded
a special live episode re-reviewing episode 12 of Sailor Moon...the
one with Jadeite's couples murder cruise! Join him along with special
guests Lefty Lucy and Stella
Chuu to take to the waters once again!
PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor
Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!
It's finally time! Now that the Sailor Moon R movie has had a theatrical
release in the US, we've got together and recorded our take on this
classic...over the course of two episodes! In this first half, the
scouts take on a creepy crab-legged flower lady...and Mamoru's ex-boyfriend?!
Our sister-podcaster Allison
Stock of Xena
Warrior Business joins
us for the promise...of a rose! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal
on the Sailor
Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!
This week, we complete the Sailor Moon R movie...which might just be
the Sailor Mooniest Sailor Moon thing in the Sailor Moon world! Get
out your hankies and prepare to cry with love and happiness, because
this is the real stuff. Once again, Allison
Stock of Xena
Warrior Business joins
us as we fly back to Earth...or at least near Earth orbit. PLUS:
we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor
Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!
We're back to Sailor Moon S, and we're not the only annoying ones to
show back up this episode...yeah, that's right--the spore is back.
Small Lady Chibi-Usa Reeny is back...and we're there to tolerate
it, along with our new friend Katarina
Rdultovskia! PLUS: we met our first stretch
goal on the Sailor
Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more!
Welcome to our first Sailor Chibi Business episode, our ongoing series
of bonus episodes exploring matters related to Sailor Moon that are
not covered by our usual Sailor Business episode. First off...Jordan
and Chris take a deep dive into the lyrics of the show's theme song,
Moonlight Densetsu! And don't forget, these chibi-sodes are made
possible by our patrons at the Sailor
Business Patreon, so feel free to join up and help out!
Hope you're in the mood for fancy leaf water with new friends, because
we're back with a new episode! Oh, and by the way, happy 25th anniversary,
Sailor Moon Anime! This amazing cartoon has been around for a quarter
of a century...so let's celebrate by doing our best elephant impressions
and/or wearing overly large kimonos! We're joined again by our new
pal Katarina
Rdultovskia! And don't forget about our Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show!
It's time for another summer holiday episode--this time, it's one where
Makoto has run off to train in the countryside with a monk! But don't
worry, we get lots of the other scouts...except Chibi, thankfully!
We're joined again by our old friend Artlee
King-Vasquez to learn how cold waterfalls are and how restful
meditation is! Plus, don't forget about our Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show!
Hey--you ever wonder what Sailor Uranus did before she wandered around
tearing our strangers' hearts? Turns out, she used to uncaringly
win track races because she had nothing better to do. Let's watch!
Also in this episode, we get our guest Artlee
King-Vasquez to say the words that became this episode's name!
Plus, don't forget about our Sailor
Business Patreon where you can help support the show!
Sailor
Chibi Business 002 - The Most Important Cartoon
After an unfortunate absence for a couple weeks, Sailor Business is BACK
with a Sailor Chibi Episode...talking about TV shows influenced by
Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon reincarnated in her own son? Sailor Moon
as Spider-Man? Sailor Moon as an american high schooler? sailor moon
as a boy? It's all here! An remember, this special episode was made
possible by supporters of the Sailor
Business Patreon... so lend your support there!
Holy cow, we're back again, with a story about a tiny child's first love!
Yeah, it's Chibi Small Lady Serena Usagi's time for romance, and
it's as silly as you'd expect. And not to worry, we do act sorry
for the delay in episodes... and Emma
Gabor is there to forgive us!
And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Grab somebody else's discarded cosmopolitan and get ready to party! That's
right, Sailor Moon is at a fancy ball again, and you know what that
means... that's right, she is GETTING SLIZZARD. In multiple langues,
no less! Don't worry, we're acting as chaperones and designated drivers...
along
with our
new
pal Emma
Gabor!
And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Hang on--is this a Chibisode or a 'Sode? It's a full-length "Chibi"sode
turning our attention to the first volume of the most recent collected
edition of CODENAME: SAILOR V! You will believe a block of wood has
a personality! That's right--Mina is an actual character here, and
the boys love it...as does our special guest, Kat
Kuhl! And, once
again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Holy crap--is this a MINA episode that the guys BOTH LIKE?!? Yes, yes
it is. In addition, I think it's also a super duper big episode wherein,
as the title reveals, the episode where all secrets are bared and
identities revealed! We also go DEEP on the color of Luna, and Cassidy
Stone is there to help us! And, once again--thanks for supporting
the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's murder day, everyone! That's right--it's finally time for the appearance
of a Talisman, and that means letting some pure hearted person just
lay there and die! Ready for a good time? How about a Murderworld
Cathedral on an oil rig? Let's do this. We got Cassidy
Stone back to chime in, too! And, once again--thanks for supporting
the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Time for a really serious episode, with dead or dying scouts, a triptych
of talismans, and yes, the happy cup itself--the Holy Grail. We brought
back good friend of the show Shannon
Manor for this momentous occasion
and to discuss an all-new HS AU. And, once again--thanks for supporting
the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Episode
112
- Wyatt Earp Might Forgive You... But We Won't!
A new episode brings us a new witch of the 5, and what a wonderful witch
she is... it's time for Mimete to take center stage! She's pretty
great. Oh--and Chibi Usa meets some girl. Our old pal Shannon
Manor joins us again to talk all about it, and wax rhapsodic
about a certain pairing! And, once again--thanks for supporting
the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
This episode is all about Reeny making a friend...a creepy, pale, sickly
friend who might be the ultimate evil. Sounds like a good match!
Also--Jordan owns a cel from this episode! Our new friend Lindsay
Hornsby is here to watch along with us, and talk oldschool Sailor
Moon internets! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's YET ANOTHER talent contest this week, as everyone's two favorite
idol-idolizers go head to head! That's right--we're talking Mina
versus Mimete, and only one can win a role in a major motion picture!
We shall judge them both along with our guest, Lindsay
Hornsby and we promise not to ask really creepy questions while
they are in bikinis. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
You know how Usagi makes friends with everyone in like one second? Apparently,
her daughter takes MANY EPISODES to make one friend. Here's another
episode of her making friends with tech-crew member Hotaru. We're
joined by Erin Hunter to judge awkward father/daughter images, sexy
babies, and naked butts. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We're back after a week off while Chris recovers from a terrible case
of the "Mondays" contracted at a Garfield Convention...and we're
bringing an episode so bland, everyone has forgotten all about it
before recording. No worries, our wonderful guest Erin
Hunter is here to be charming and interesting when the episode
is not. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get ready for a weird episode with some real wackadoo time-filling jokes...and
I hope you all speak whistle! Hotaru has a celebrity crush on an
athlete, and the Usagis are determined to make this sickly girls
dream to meet him come true! Old friend Vanessa
Leslie stops by (with a little bit of technical difficulty...)
to help us make sense of this nonsense! And, once again--thanks for
supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Ok, remember last week, when we said that was a weird episode? Oh, man...
we hadn't seen nothing yet. It's back into a nebulous mish-mash of
dimensions we go, only to end up with a raelly gamey monster! Are
we gonna talk Uno and Scrabble? Heck yeah, we are! This is the reason
our pal Vanessa
Leslie came on the show in the first place! And, once again--thanks
for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get ready for a totally normal episode where the totally normal thing
where a hot DJ named after a writer of serial killers narrates at
the local planetarium! A bit cliche, but join us for it anyway, won't
you? Plus...a semi-indecent daimon! We're joined by new guest Emily
Carter to get through this important but bonkers episode! And, once
again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We're delving deep into the secret of Mugen Academy, and it's something
you would never have guessed! Partly because you never knew there
was a secret at Mugen Academy before, and there was no hint of what
the
secret was before this episode. No worries, we team up with guest
Emily Carter to go over all the crazy reveals! And,
once
again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Mimete--we will remember you forever! But now it's time to start the
presumably equally long run of the next mini-boss of Sailor Moon
S... TELLU! And I am SURE she has an equally original spin to her
and doesn't just reproduce a villain theme we've seen multiple times
before. Joining us is our pal Emily
Panda Jarrell who will come with us into this bold new era!
And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
A CHIBISODE! It's been a long time, but Chibisodes are back for the Labor
Day holiday! This time, we tackle a suggestiong from a Greg (but
one of the good ones), what we would do if we were in charge of a
2017 Sailor Moon reboot! Will it offer all new insight into what
we love about the original? I sure hope so! And, once again--thanks
for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Back into the episodes, with only Witches 2 remaining, we step into Mugen
Academy with a non-Greg Ami spotlight! Also: it's not a great episode
for Jordan, between what Viluy looks like and what it takes to do
science. our good friend Emily
Panda Jarrell rejoins us for this national practice exam of an
episode! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Episode
123 - Wicked Lady Part 2: This Time It's Personal
What's this? A Sailor Moon episode with a legit surprise? And one that
is not even spoiled by the original episode title? What is this world
we have entered?!? Now worries, we're here to hold your hands for
this adventure, along with our new friend Lindsay
Arielle! And, as
always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Holy smokes, things are really heating up, now! Exploding helicopters,
creepy doll-men, sexy goop ladies, Sailor Fence, and unexpected reveals...
this episode is chock full of bananas and fun fun fun! Yeah, you
better strap in this time, it's a wild ride. And heay--our new pal Lindsay
Arielle is back with us for this episode to remember! And,
as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
A very special chibisode this week wherein Chris is absent, but Jordan
is joined by Jake Mason and Shannon
Manor... and surprises them by
having them definitively decide, once and for all, the top 10 episode
from the first 100 episode of Sailor Moon! That's right--they literally
whip through 100 episodes and pick the best. Agree? Disagree? Let
us know @SailorBusiness or sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And,
as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Chris is still away, so Jordan and fan favorite guest Allison
Stock of
the Xena Warrior Business take the opportunity to do the one thing
Chris would like least... A CROSSOVER! That's right--Jordan and Ally
talk out their perfect Sailor Moon/Xena crossover! Tell us your XenaMoon
ideas @SailorBusiness or sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Chibi Business 007
- We're Saying Iconic A Lot
Wait, what's going on here? Not only is Chris still away, but now Jordan
is away with his brand new baby Darien! So what is this??? Why
our good friends Jake
Mason and Shannon
Manor have been joined by Cassidy
Stone to talk Sailor Moon character
design! What do YOU think is the best looking character in Sailor Moon?
Tell uson Twitter at @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Not quite back to normal yet, but for one last time, good friends of
the show Jake
Mason and Shannon
Manor are filling in with a special Chibisode! This time, they
take a cue from their podcast Kingdom
Smarts, and Shannon has 30 minutes
to explain Sailor Cosmos to Jake! Can she do it? And what is your take
on Sailor Cosmos? Tell us on Twitter at @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Strap in, Trash Piles--both Chris and Jordan are back and it's time
for an episode that is completely bonkers from start to finish!
Let your hair flop down all over the floor and make sure no one
can bite you on the boob, because it's time to wrap up the main
plot of Sailor Moon S along with new friend Krys
Lewis! Miss us?
Let us know on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Don't worry, Trash Piles: despite Chris's fears, we were able to record
a full length episode of Sailor Business despite the episode of
Sailor Moon having VERY LITTLE CONTENT! Let's all follow up on
that baby from last episode, and have an unecessary fight, along
with our pal Krys Lewis!
Let us know your thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Happy Thanksgiving, Trashpiles! Welcome to our Chibisode that answers
the question...what if? What if the Senshi had become Beryl's henchmen
instead of the Four Kings? What if the Senshi were not reborn after
Season one? What if Mercury was the first Sailor Scout? these questions
and more are explored across the multiverse! Let us know your answers
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Chibi Business 010 - Was Princess Serenity Dumb?
Another chibisode? Holidays are getting in our way, but yes! More chibi-fun,
this time with the guys tackling your favorite fan theories? Is
Jadeite Wiseman? Is Chibimoon Usagi? Is Molly everyone else? We
decide the answers arbitrarily once and for all! Let us know your
favorite fan theories on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Episode
127 -
Do They Have Microwaves in the Future?
We're back for the last episode of Sailor Moon R...oh, no wait, this
is the totally pointless, waste of time that is the ending of Sailor
Moon S! But should have been basically the ending of Sailor Moon
R? Thankfully, Shannon
Manor is here to destroy the episode for
us as we get back into the main series! Let us know your thoughts
on this episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Time to jump head first into the start of Sailor Moon season 4, AKA
Sailor Moon SuperS... or Sailor Moon Super S... or Sailor Moon
Superses? Something like that. Get ready for some serious horseplay...
and Shannon
Manor is back with us again to kick it off and we are all ready
for weirdness! Let us know your thoughts on this episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! For the holiday, we have a chibisode checking out
Azuma Kiyohiko's Sailor Moon doujinshi, A-Zone! We read volumes
1, 2,
and 4,
and lament that volume
5 is not yet translated. Plus, a little holiday...bonus? Eh,
you'll see. Let us know your Sailor Moon holiday stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Happy New Years, Trashpiles! What better way to ring it in than keeping
your M on some SB? And how about horses? Was you 2017 lacking in
horses? This episode is gonna have all the horses you need for
the year! We're joined by Emily
Yoshida to horse around with Sailor
Moon SuperS! Let us know your Sailor Moon horse thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Because (we imagine) the fans (maybe?) demanded it (really?)... It's
an episode focused on Usagi's mother, Ikoku Tsukino! And this is
one Mom I'd Like to Find-out-about-the-dreams-of, wouldn't you?
We go into this mother along with help from our new friend Emily
Yoshida! Your mother should know she can find us on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We're back with the lackluster send-off of two major Sailor Moon characters
dating back to the pilot episode... it's the LAST Molly and Melvin
plot! Say goodbye to "Molvin" aka "Uminaru" along with new friend
Amanda Redmond! Send your farewells to us on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
FINALLY, an episode of Sailor Moon that address that age-old debate...
pink horse or blue hippo? We get to the bottom of this incredibly
controversial topic, as well as other, simpler topics like man/girl
relationships, along with our friend
Amanda Redmond! Let
us know where YOU stand on the horse v. hippo debate on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's a Cat Episode! Hang on--don't get too excited--it's an Artemis
Episode. Wait... is Artemis in love with a nun? Holy crap, did
he have a KITTEN with a nun?!? All this and more uncomfortable
conversations about human/animal relations along with returnign
guest Artlee
King-Vasquez await! Let
us know how uncomfortable you were on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Hey--who is that girl from Makoto's past who looks suspiciously like
Ami and who Mako-chan seems to get all watery-eyed thinking about?
Why, it's a 15-year old best-selling lady George R. R. Martin!
Join us with returning guest Artlee
King-Vasquez to do some literally analysis on this lady! Let
us know your shipping theories on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
What on Earth is that bootleg-looking garbage there? Is that some Planet
Girl, Dollar Store knockoff or some sort? No--it's the so-called
"Saban Moon", the Americanized Sailor Moon adaptation that was
pitch and, thankfully, stuck down. This week, Chris and Annie
Craton talk about this crazy cartoon that never was! Let us know your
thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Every once in a while, a young person has a teacher that really moves
them, opening their minds to learning and changing their lives
forever. Other times, you have total crap teachers who suck. This
episode is about the latter. We're joined with new friend Stephanie
Moor to learn how not to be a teacher. Tell us what YOU learned
from this on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Time to dress up as a ninja and spy on your loved ones, because it's
a brand new episode of Sailor Moon! Featuring classic Sailor Moon
moments like teenage girls seeing grown-ass men fully nude! That's
right--Usagi cannot trust Mamo to spend ONE NIGHT with Rei without
exposing himself, and our new friend Stephanie
Moor is here to help us judge him. Tell us your judgments of
him on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Hoo boy. This episode is something else entirely. You'd never believe
you'd be longing for Tiger's Eye, but you will when you get into
this...complicated Fish Eye plot. We're joined by Emily
E. Meo to sift through it and try to make sense of
things. Tell us your thoughts on this one on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
This week, it's the other half of the "Cookbook Has a Type" series
where Amy falls in with a widowed car mechanic who knows how cars
feel. And if there's a widow in play, you just know the Madam Killer
has to get involved. That's right, we're back to Hawk's Eye, joined
by Emily
E. Meo and we're all going to make the best of things
together. Tell us how YOUR car feels on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Chibi Business
013 - An Onion of Villainous Intent
This week, Chris sits down with Annie
Craton of The
Jem Jam podcast to rank all the bosses and minibosses of Sailor
Moon through Sailor Moon S! Is Jadite the business man of their desires?
Will Alan and Ann take rootin their hearts? Will Tomoe teach them how
to love? Tell us who your faves are on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Chibi Business
014 - A Bad Place For Her Software
Just a little late, this week's chibisode takes Chris and Kel
McDonald into the magical world of FAN FICTION! Specifically,
we hear about their
first fanfics... and then dive into an interactive fic from the
internet archives! Tell us who your first fics on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get ready to learn some BAD parenting advice--NO, not from Jordan!
From an angry sword-mother who wants to show her child how it's
done by kicking her ass! We're joined by new friend Leah
Williams to do the play-by-play! Tell us who your
advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
This is a difficult episode, people. Fisheye is not the most comfortable
topic on this show, and there is a lot to dance around this week!
Fisheye has become the muse of a fashion designer and becomes incredibly
full of himself... it's pretty awk. But we're back with Leah
Williams to get through this ordeal! Tell us how you coped with this one
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Is this the best Mina episode of the entire series? It might just be!
Everyone's favorite Goddess of Love is two-timing, so don't let
your children listen to this episode--they are too young to hear
about such a thing! One person who isn't too young to hear it is
our great friend Ginny
Otto, here to help us figure it all out!
Tell us about YOUR two-timing experiences on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
You like grumpy old ladies who are mean to everyone they meet? You
know, a real Mrs. Deagle type who makes every person they meet
hate them? Then, oh boy, have we got an episode for you! And hey...that
couldn't be one of the best chefs
in the world slumming it in a fruit Parlor, could it? Oh man, our
great friend Ginny
Otto is back to help us suss it out once again!
Tell us about YOUR mean old lady encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Has Pegasus turned evil and begun attacking tractor trailers and making
them crash to disrupt human supply lines in an effort to cripple humanity
and take over the world? Anything is possible. Well, anythign but that--it's
definitely not the case... but what IS happening is even weirder. And
speaking of weird, we're joined by TWO guests, sisters Erin and Megan
Kearney to talk about this horse mystery! Tell us about YOUR horse
encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor Chibi Business 015 - Pretty Lawyer Sailor Moon
It's time for a new Chibisode, and this one is a really funny one...
Chris brings in legal expert Erin Kearney to go over just what kind of laws the villains
or Sailor Moon are actually breaking! So... maybe Sailor Moon IS a crime fighter... by accident...
Tell us what crimes YOU'VE broken on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We're back into the show with a very special episode. Is it an Ami
spotlight? Is it a Shingo spotlight? Is it SHIMI SHIPPING spotlight?
That's right, there's a new miracle romance in town, and this one has
its nose in a book and its elbows to the sky. We've brought back sisters
Erin and Megan
Kearney to
get first crack at this love for the ages! Send us your Shimi shipping
thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Is this Black Swan? Is this Perfect Blue? No, it's the obligatory
ballet episode of Sailor Moon! Did you know Usagi always wanted to
be a prima ballerina but never made any efforts towards this goal in
her life? Yeah--that sounds like her. Get ready for some behind-the-scenes
drama, and we've brought our pal Emily
Panda Jarrell back to commentate on it! Send us your ballet reviews
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
What's that they're saying on the news--you know, the news, where
they tell us like important stories that matter--are they saying that
the visiting Princess has a cold? OH NO! Don't worry everyone, my sources
say she's faking so she can go to a street fair and steal balloons.
Thankfully, good citizen and friend of the show Emily
Panda Jarrell is on hand with up to the minute analysis! Send
us your princess news on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
This is it--the episode Cook Bookers have been waiting for! Or rather,
the opening of an episode that Cook Bookers have been waiting for and
then hoping we would all turn off before we see how terrible the episode
gets after that brief moment of joy. Thankfully, our new friend Rebecca
Reuland is here with us to wait through this long night in the
rain! Send us your favorite dance partners on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Uh-oh...
look out, Usagi! That beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or
rather, that man pretending to be a beautiful lady is trying to steal
your man! Or rather, that fish turned into a man masquerading as a
beautiful lady is trying to... you know what? This is messed up. But
good news! New friend Rebecca
Reuland is back again to help us parse it! Send us your favorite
kinds of fish on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Episode
149 - You Either Got A Horse In You Or You Don't
Oh
man--it's the last stand of serial harrassers the Amazon Trio, in an
episode Chris says is a single banana! And can you believe Fish Eye
is the one who kicks off their so-called redemption? No? Us neither.
But we do have a great guest in Kel
McDonald helping us bury these guys! Send us your redemption stories
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We
are 3/4th of the way through ALL of the original Sailor Moon anime,
and we're halfway through SuperS... which means we're bringing in the
Amazoness Quartet as our new nemeses! And our guest Kel
McDonald has brought spoilers that are not spoilers for the Anime
because they don't do that stuff in the anme! Send us your non-spoilers
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
The
show takes a total left turn with one of the characters, with Ami doing
something we've never seen her do before... while in our podcast, one
of the host FAILS to do something he's never failed to do before! And
we're joined by one of our first guests, Betty
Felon, to celebrate!
Send us your completely out-of-character interests on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's
a Mars episode, and this time, once we finsih talking about school
supplies for an obscenely long time, we get a victim with a major case
of Single Rei Female as a little girl want to be Rei, who happens to
be a total phony. But don't worry, Betty
Felon is here to be on Rei's side and tell us what the nerdiest
color is! Send us what scout your would creep on and replace on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get
ready for what some would call the most disturbing episode of Sailor
Moon of all time... the DENTIST EPISODE! Hold your toothbrushes close
and keep some floss at the ready because cavities are the most common
disease around, and they are trending! And we're joined by Erika
Chappell to really drill down into this one for the sake of tooth health! Send
us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
In
this episode, the true miracle romance of the show, the most popular
ship of the fleet, BREAKS UP! That's right -- it's the end of Venus/Jupiter!
That's right, when they both go for the same man (sort of?) that beatiful
love is no more... but new attacks are born! Erika
Chappell is back with us to mourn this loss! Send
us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Episode
155 - She Won't Know Anything About Crystals
Reeny
is back in the spotlight along with her green-haired buddy as Sports
Festival comes to her school! But what should be a Field Day of dreams
turns into a Vault of Horrors when we learn that Chibi is a complete
waste because there is one event she is no good at! We're joined by
Angela Hanson to judge her harshly for her shortcomings! Send us what
sporting events you are terrible at on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Let's
keep the spotlight on Reeny, I guess... with some character continuity
regarding her interest in drawing! the gang meets a dumbass starving
artist who teaches us the hazards of selling out... as written by professional
animators. Plus: hear about 50 animes all better than Sailor Moon!
We're joined once more by Angela
Hanson to tell us all about it! Send us what animes YOU think are
better than Sailor Moon on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
While
Jordan was busy at New York Comic Con, Chris got together with friend
of the show Shannon
Manor for a Chibisode! This time, they look at Chapter 40, Dream
2 from the Sailor Moon manga, the age-swap episode... which also features
some weird Ami stuff. Send us your magical family age-swapping stories
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 157 -
The Magnificent Flying Dumbass
Oh,
great--it's another episode about Chibi and her stupid friends. You
were all sick of the actual main Sailor Scouts being too much the center
of attention in this show, right? You were hoping to follow much younger
characters who are simultaneously more boring an more annoying, yeah?
thankfully, delightful friend of the show Annie
Craton is back to suffer alongside us!
Send us the extent of your pain at watching this season on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And,
as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Ever
want to talk a lot about a pre-teen girl kissing a horse, but don't
want to be caught on the kind of website that would talk about that?
Well, it turns out we're doing that on our site, too. We all feel disgusting
about it, yes. thankfully, Annie
Craton is with us to talk through the trauma of this episode!
Send us your personal horse-kiss trauma on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And,
as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
A
Chibi-sode this week in which Chris is joined by future-guest
Cristina Gomez so she can tell him all about the MIXX comics edition
of Sailor Moon! Send us your reminiscences of it on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Chibi
has a boyfriend, and you will never believe who it is! Unless you think
it's a horse, in which case you're right, she is dating a god damned
horse. And Sailor Mercury knows what THAT means. We're back with Cristina
Gomez to talk about this Three's Company-ass episode about Chibi's
love life. YAY! Send
us
your
understandings of horse dating
on
twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
OMG,
an episode we ACTUALLY ENJOYED! Maybe it's due to low expectations,
but the Scouts get tricked into volunteering at a coming of age ceremony,
and the Amazoness Quartet are along for the ride! That's right, it's
a weird random event where the good an bad guys meet! Fun times! And
once again Cristina
Gomez joins us to talk about the fun. Hurrah! Send us your coming of age stories on
twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Are
you afraid of spiders? Well, don't worry, you don't actually see spiders
in this episode, but there is a lot of evidence that spiders are around.
The threat of spiders hangs heavy in the air in the form of the "thread"
od spiders, giant webs! We're joined by long-time fan Lauren Reyes
to get stuck in the plot strands! Send us your theories about cobwebs
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
The
circus has come to town in a major way... like, roaming the streets
and acting super creepy. Did you forget the entire city was caught
in a spider-web? Because that's true, too. Endgame of SuperS approaches...
and we're got our new friend Lauren Reyes back to help us prepare! Send us your advice on how to get through this
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Meri
Kurisumasu! This year, for our last episode of the year, we're bringing
you a chibisode reviewing a Sailor Moon Christmas album, Merry
Christmas!...
in which not all of the songs are necessarily Christmassy? We're joined
by most-frequent-guest-who-deserves-a-present, Betty
Felon,
to give our thoughts and holiday cheer! Send us your advice on how
to get through this on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 163 - A Sailor Scout or a Sailor Scant
We
are BACK after a LONG break... but can you blame us? We knew we would
STILL be talking about the GOD DAMNED HORSE. We are THANKFULLY
in
the
home stretch
of
Sailor
Moon
SuperS,
and we're
joined
by returning
guest Christie O'Brien-Murphy to suffer through the eternal equestrian
terror. Send us your horse thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 164 - The Rocky Horror Wrestling Show
We're
getting really close to the end of SuperS! So close that it's time
for the villains we kind of like should change to being good guys for
pretty much no reason! That's right, the Amazoness Quartet break good
for the kicks! And speaking of the kick, that's why we're joined by
returning guest Christie
O'Brien-Murphy! Send us
your reasons for turning good on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Oh,
my goodness, it's the SECOND TO LAST episode of SuperS! Is it an episode
where they have to rush to get everything they need to happen before
the end of the season in? Or is it an episode where they stand around
talking for an entire episode? It's BOTH! Thankfully, we're joined
by SuperS-fan Danielle Jones to
try to like this show again! Send us your final thoughts on the season
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
THE
END IS HERE! At least, the end of the horse. We've kicked the horse!
Things will be a lot more stable going forward. Reveals are revealed,
crystals are crystalized, and everyone is walking in the spider-webs.
We're joined once more by SuperS-fan Danielle
Jones who is not defending the horse, but does solve the mystery
of Usagi's hair! Send us your hair theories on the season on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Chibi Business 019 - He Can Be All the Horse He Wants
I
know what you're thinking. "Guys--you just escaped from SuperS,
why on Earth are you doing ANOTHER episode about this god forsaken
horse?!?"
We're going to attempt to do the impossible--we're going to revamp
the season to try to MAKE IT GOOD. That's right--join us and Annie
Craton as we attempt to FIX THE HORSE! Send us your revamps of
the horse on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor Business S Movie, Part 1: Love Never Changer
Get
ready, "cat lovers"! Journey back with us into the world of Sailor
Moon S, when X-Force was roaming around looking for blood, Chibi is
slightly less annoying, and somewhere, (5-n) Witches scheme for a professor's
attention. Yes, it's the Sailor Moon S Movie, where Luna falls in love
and may be a person! Something that crazy, we gotta have Allison
Stock with us to discuss it, am I right? Send us your
tax advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business S Movie, Part 2: Bill Noy the Science Boy
DO
YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT KISS A MAN? Have you always wanted to see full
frontal nudity of Luna but if she was a person? I am sure other things
happen in this movie, but how can I possibly remember anything else
from it, when those things both happened? Thankfully, we've got Allison
Stock on the show, and she remembers what happened in it. Send
us your vague memoties of it on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business SuperS Special: One Last Horse to Climb
We've
taking one last dip in the Horse river as we check out the Sailor Moon
SuperS Special! An extra-long episode made up of three segments: one,
a clip show; the second, a backdoor pilot for the best Sailor Moon
spinoff of all time; and the last, a very divisive Chibi adventure.
We cover all three in this one episode, and we're joined by our good
friend Shannon Manor to skip through it all. Send us your votes for
the best Sailor Moon spinoff on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business Ami's First Love: The Roast of Teen Einstein
We're
back with a short Ami story that originally ran before the SuperS movie,
so it's appropriate that we cover it before the SuperS movie. That's
right, ol' Math Book herself, Ami Mizuno/Anderson takes the spot light
to worry about... studying for exams and test results! Are you shocked?
Try to steady yourself, as artist Cassidy
Stone rejoins us to get into Ami's "first love"! Send us your
first love stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's
finally here: a chibisode about the amazing Sailor Moon: The Super
Live! That's right--we saw the actual real Sailor Scouts in actual
person, Chris in Washington DC and Jordan in New York City! What did
the Scouts do? We tell all about the songs, dances, jokes, and high
fives along with our new friend Alex
Roelofs who Chris met at the show!
Send us your feelings on real life Sailor Scouts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business SuperS Movie: Part 1 - Two-Timing the Space Horse
We're
touching on one more thing before we dive headling into the final season
of Sailor Moon... the SuperS movie! Did you not get enough Chibi Usa
romance in the main season? I hope not, because it's time to take a
trip to Candyand with her new boytoy and we're bringing Sagal
Danan with us on the trip! Send us your thoughts on mint
pie vs. apple pie on
twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business SuperS Movie: Part 2 - Our Own Private Dream Hole
We're
diving straight into the dream hole again, and things are gonna get
dark. Get ready for a marzipan castle made of metal, dream coffins
for non-dead people, wads of sugar energy, and yes, a tricolor assortment
of bonbon babies. We've reunited with our new friend Sagal
Danan to see if there is any sweetness to be found in
this SuperS(illy) Movie! Send us your SuperS(erious) opinions on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Oh
My Goodness, we are finally beginning the FINAL SEASON of Sailor Moon!
Or wait... is this the first season of an entirely different show called
Sailor Stars? This is getting a little ridiculous, but we have been
assured we are horse-free from here on in, so expect some good times!
Joining us on this monumental occasion is Audrey
DuBois of @SailorMoonSub!
NOT in this episode, however, is Sailor Moon! Send us your hopes for
Stars on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Hey,
it's the second episode of Sailor Star, and Sailor Moon is actually
in it! Pretty exciting! And despite her getting kind of an ugly costume
'upgrade', it's a pretty good episode! Are we actually back to liking
Sailor Moon again every week? I think we are! And we're here again
with new friend Audrey
DuBois of @SailorMoonSub!
Hurrah! Send us your worst costume upgrades on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Unlock
a new episode of Sailor Moon--this time, one in which Mamoru is victimized!
That's right, Mamo got hit with the old glass-in-the-eye and it's slowly
but surely turning him evil! Wanna see him snuggle a mirror? You're
gonna, as is returning friend Amanda
Meadows of Devastator Press!
Yay! Send us your mirror romance fantasies on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Guys,
I am not going to lie to you--the horse is in flashback in this episode,
and I was not amused. There's also a time paradox that makes no sense
given everything that has happened before in the series, but all that
is fine because, we're back with our friend Amanda
Meadows of Devastator Press to
watch it! Send us your time paradoxes on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
The
Sailor Scouts are trapped in the Freddyverse, beset by evil dreams!
But don't worry--much like Freddy, Nehelenia isn't particularly effective.
You know who is effective, though? Our terrific guest, Kel
McDonald, who returns to help us get through a slowish episode!
Send us your bad dreams on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get
the glass out of your eyes, everyone--it's time for the end of Nehelenia!
It took a season and a quarter, but Sailor Moon has finally beaten
the queen of the black moon! And it totally makes sense this time!
Ok, maybe not. But what does make sense is us having back
Kel McDonald for this episode!
Send us your thoughts on this dream queen on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We
are back, and we're jumping into the beginning of the end! The final
season of Sailor Moon enters it's final storyline, and we are loving
it. Who are the Starlights and what is their deal? Get ready, because
if you don't know their deal you will not be expecting it. We're joined
by new friend Diana Restrepo to get into this. Send us your thoughts
on this dream queen on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Another
episode, and this time someone famous is joining the Scouts at their
high school... and if you guessed it's the Three Lights, you are super
right! And of course, it's up to our girls to show them all the different
clubs at the school! Makes sense, right? Well, one thing that DOES
make sense is having back Diana
Restrepo to talk over it with us. Send us yourhigh school club
affiliations on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
You
think being a star is all fun and games? Oh you better think twice--it's
no cakewalk. Get ready to learn about the hardship and serious work
ethic it takes to be a pop idol. Think you have what it takes to be
a pro? We're joined by our good friend Shannon
Manor,
to figure out how we feel about it. Send us your idol qualifications
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Is
she a director or is she a nun... or is she BOTH? That's right, it's
the age-old tale of a nun who moonlights as a theatrical director as
the Three Mikes take to the boards! But, oh man, this Nun has brought
her strict ways to her directing! Thankfully, our good friend Shannon
Manor is here with us to protect us from the mean lady. Send
us your directorial notes on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor Chibi Business 021 - Not Gonna Read Subtitles When I'm Sad
While
Jordan recovers from New York Comic Con, Chris speaks to Stella
Cheeks for an all-new chibisode about her history with Sailor Moon... which
involves her watching the entire series for the first time and falling
in love with it this year! Send us your history with the moon on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We're
back with a full episode, getting right into more of the hard science
this show is known for! That's right, aspiring scientists, make sure
to bring your dreams and romanticism, because it's an Ami episode!
We're joined this time by new friend Stella
Cheeks to peer review the findings of the series! Send
us your experimental data on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's
a Luna episode! We delve deep into the heart of our favorite matronly-or-sisterly-depending
feline, and figure out what makes her tick! We're back with our new
friend Stella
Cheeks to give Luna her shots! Send
us your pet theories (get it?) on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Oof,
sorry for the dealy! But we're back and we're really cooking... with
this cooking-themed episode! Get it? It's late at night, give me a
break. But, good news, we're back with our old friend Artlee
King-Vasquez to really... set the table for a good episode! Send
us your constructive joke criticisms on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Episode
180 - I Don't Understand the Head Situation
Hey,
they're back! No, I don't mean us, though we are back... I mean X-FORCE!
Time for a "joint concert" between the Three Mikes and Michelle! Lots
of fun to unpack this time, and we've got our good friend Artlee
King-Vasquez there with us for the fun! Send
us your PokeBiz on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's
a new year, and we're going to be wrapping Sailor Stars in 2020! Almost
positively. No, seriously... But we're back with this episode some
of you have been waiting for, where usagi and Seiya go on a date!
We're joined by new friend
Kerin Cunningham to explore this... less-than-miracular romance? Send
us your Useigi thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
The
boys are keeping to their promise of doing an episode every 2 weeks
by breaking out a Chibisode! This time, they are doing a deep dive
into the lyrics of the new theme song for the final season of Sailor
Moon--Sailor Star Song! And there may be a few digressions. Send us
your interpretations on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Ok,
this show just got a SECOND Dawn Summers. Oh, and did you know pop
stars get to be police if they want to? Yeah, it's all true, and we're
all a bit weirded out by it. Thankfully, we've got Kerin
Cunningham back to talk us through it all! Send
us your pop star police stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
OH
MAN--did you want to see a Sailor Moon slasher movie episode? An episode
where the scouts go camping and wind up in a Friday the 13th situation
with an undead killer stalking them and their fellow campers? Well,
too bad. That's not this, despite some teases. But we're NOT teasing
when we say weve got super-friend Annie
Craton on the show with us!
Send us your camp stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's
been a minute, hasn't it? Yeah... first convention season started,
then... well, things got crazy and now there's a pnademic... but hey!
Here's a chibiside to tide you over! We will be back soon with the
regular series, but don't you want to join Chris and our awesome pal
Annie
Craton in talking about the Sailor Moon roleplaying game? You KNOW
you do! Send us your reprimands on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
OK,
we're all stuck in our homes, so we're getting back on track on this
thing! Is it approproate that we're here with an episode about people
all going over someone's house? Yeah, let's do this! And we're joined
once again by our good friend Annie
Craton to dive into it! Send us your self-isolation thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Are
you searching for someone's love? Do you have no way to express that
other than becoming a celebrity and making hugely popular songs about
it? Then, oh man, this is the episode for you. ANSWER FOR ME! And we're
joined for this concert of an episode by new firend Emily Forscher to see if we can make a sick child's dreams come true! Send us your
self-isolation thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Are
you ready to learn everything you ever wanted to know about Chibi Chibi?
Well, we're not, so it's time for an episode about her that answers
NOTHING! Nearly nothing, anyway... unless you wondered where she gets
candy from. And our new pal Emily
Forscher is back to help us in our journey to the
Candy Kingdom! Send us your snack mysteries on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get
ready to play ball! Softball, that is, as Usagi is roped onto a softball
team to defend the new relationship she doesn't have with Seiya! What?
Yeah--trust me, that's what it is. And we are joined by our new pal
Kathryn Marusik to ref
the whole thing! Send us your play-by-play on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
OH
WOW, it's been a couple minutes. We aren't QUITE back yet, but as I
type these words, we are recording episode 188, and in the mean time,
Chris and our new friend Kathryn
Marusik take a look at the Attack Animations! Send us your attack
moves on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
OK,
we're back with the first of the LAST THIRTEEN EPISODES of Sailor Moon!
Can we keep on a timely schedule as we move into the final stretch?
Your guess is as good as mine, but for now let's get ready for the
dumbest marketing push you have ever heard. We're joined once again
by our new friend Kathryn
Marusik to get in to a movie custom made to watch on a plane!
Send us your bad ideas on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Hey,
it's realistic fortune telling on the show--meaning a character dresses
as a fortune teller and makes some stuff up totally blatantly! And
it's the one who's supposedly "really" psychic! Anyway, join us along
with Elizabeth
Garcia for a trip back to the radio station of Juban
and lots of discussions of how to pluralize things. Send us your pluralizations
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Get
ready, everyone, because the Outers are back, and they're up to their
old douchetastic ways! That's right, these three think they know better
than the future eternal queen of the galaxy yet again and are butting
their noses into her sailor business. We're rejoined by pal Elizabeth
Garcia for a journey into bossy employees and the firings they
deserve. Send us your nosy opinions on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 191 - Mercury Does What Nintendon't
Grab
a roll of quarters, it's time to head back to the video arcade! That's
right, the scouts are entering an arcade game... tournament? Sort of?
What better way to talk to the boy from your school who is ignoring
you than winning a contest that he is the judge of! And we're happy
to have Sailor Business all-star Kat
Kuhl back to join us for the play by play! Send us your video game strategies on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 192 - Hecked That Up To Goofenstein
Hey,
do you think Mina could become an idol? I mean... again? That's right,
Mina is in ANOTHER Idol contest, and this time... it's her dream on
the line! We're back with our good pal Kat
Kuhl to judge the cotest and the whole concept of the show! Send
us your favorite new idols on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 193 - It's Called AskJeeves Not TellJeeves
Oh
my--you ready for some secrets to be revealed? Well, I hope those secrets
you're interested in are what is the gang gong to do for the festival
because that's what we're gnna find out! Thankfully we're mysteriously
joined by new friend Sam
Betancur to dig into this important topic! Send
us your theories in how Sam wound up a fan of our show on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
OK,
look. We are back with an episode that should have been out a little
while ago, if by a little while I mean a long time. But don't worry
about that--we're back and THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS. The Sailor Stars
are heading quickly to their finale... and things happen wuickly now.
Thankfully, our pal Sam
Betancur is back to help us work through it all! Send
us your angry notes regarding how late we are on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
We're
getting really close to the end now, and that means we're starting
to... get answers? Well, a little bit, anyway... and we're back with
probably our favorite guest of the entire series (no offense to the
other guests, but we didn't make anyone else a business partner, did
we?)... Allison Stock!
Send us your letters missing Mamo on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Oh
wow--yeah, stuff is really happening now! Like, permanent seeming stuff
that is, like... sad? And bad? And has me feeling mad? IT'S REALLY
ENDING! OH NO! Thank goodness Allison
Stock is here again to make me feel happy!
Send us your sad rememberings on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
This episode we learn the truth about what happened to Mamo-chan!
And we also learn a horrible truth about some people we thought we
could trust! No--I mean on the cartoon episode, Chris and Jordan have
not beytrayed one another any more than usual. Plus, they are joined
by Sailor Business All-Star Betty
Felon who actually, you will recall, knows what she is talking
about! Send us your theories of why this betrayal was not a real betrayal
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
Business 198 - "Why?" Is the Devil's Question
Surprise! We are back, extending the longest fight in Sailor Moon
history out exponentially! AND GUESS WHAT? This time, more Sailor Scouts
die! Get ready for tear-packed sadness like you have been craving!
Thankfully, the always-delightful Betty
Felon is back to help make the darkness a little more light. Send
us your ways of getting through the bleakness on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
It's all down to this--the last two episodes of Sailor Moon ever...
or at least, of Sailor Stars, which is pretty much Sailor Moon. And
its the last two episodes if you don't count the two rebooted series
that followed it. But it has all been buiding... slowly... to THIS!
We're joined by AC Sullivan to dive into the almost-end of this thing
that we love! Join us, won't you? Send us your words of love on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
ComMoonTary 001 - Yes Cat, I Shall Become a Moon
What the--?! Are we delaying ending out series??? Yes, yes we are.
Before we end the Sailor Moon series, we're going back to the beginning
of it all to do a commentary track for the first episode of the series!
Get you Hulu subscription ready and listen along as Jordan and Chris
are joined with by Annie Craton of The
Jem Jam podcast to talk their way through the origin of our favorite
magic girl! Send us your commentary on our episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
Sailor
ComMoonTary 002 - Reginald Vel Johnson Terminology
We're back again with a second ComMoonTary, this time on the episode
YOU (or listeners like you) voted for us to discuss--the Rhett Butler
episode, aka the one with Zoicite wearing a herd of rats, aka the one
with that alleyway scene, aka the one where the fat cat is in love
with Luna! Oh Man, this is a good one, and we're joined again by Annie
Craton of The
Jem Jam podcast to be in awe of it!Send us your commentary on
our episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
This is it--the final episode of the 1992 Sailor Moon Anime. 200 episodes
later, nearly seven years coming, and we end on Tsukino Usagi's 43rd
birthday. It's a bittersweet moment for us all, I am not going to lie,
and we're very happy to be joined by AC Sullivan for this last episode.
Is this the end of Sailor Business? Send us your thoughts on that
on twitter @SailorBusiness or
through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!
And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor
Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!
The moment you've been waiting for for 33
episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally
happens...at the very end of this week's episode, like the last five
seconds of it. So...Spoilers! Let's get ready for Sailor Venus to arrive!
Chris and Jordan happily welcome Lianne
Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back
to the show
for part one of a run of status quo changing episodes! And does Zoicite make
a better Sailor Moon than Sailor Moon does?
This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show,
there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the
Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this episode! Yes--Sailor
Moon reveals herself! Yes--Tuxedo Mask reveals himself! Yes--love blossoms,
despite Chris's vehement denials! Thankfully, Jordan has Lianne
Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back
to take his side as a fellow Darena/Mamagi shipper! Get your hankies
ready to weep with love!
PLUS: a special audio bonus!
Last episode, we learned that Usagi Tsukino...Bunny Moon...Sailor Moon...is
the Moon Princess we've been looking for! But learning that was just
the beginning! Now she's got all these memories and responsibilities
and...gosh darn it, who said she even wanted to be the princess anyway?
No worries, this time Chris and Jordan are joined by Christy
Leigh Stewart to sift through all the moon memories and make sense(?)
of it all. It's a total blow away!
Holy cow--is Sailor Moon going to CHANGE HER HAIRSTYLE??? Would the anime
change such an iconic part of Sailor Moon's design so early into the
show? Would the animators be willing to redraw all the banked transformation
and attack sequences with the new do? No, of course not. But Jordan
and Chris talk about it anyway, along with special guest Christy
Leigh Stewart! Also: there is a close-up of a slug!
So, we all know Sailor Moon in the Moon Princess (finally)...now the
question becomes when is she going to start acting like it? She's off
to a good start this episode when she enrolls in a Princess Seminar!
This time, Jordan and Chris are joined by a complete Sailor Moon newbie
as Jordan Witt watches her
first episode ever of the best Anime around! And a lady shoots weird green
stuff out of clams.
Get ready for the Moon Princess Contest, decided, as you would expect
a Moon Princess Contest to be decided...through skiing! That's right--the
Sailor Scouts hit some wicked powder as they take to the slopes in
a completely above-board contest! Our first Sailor Moon newbie, Jordan
Witt, is back for her very second episode of the series...and what
a cold episode it is!
What is this, the 1992 Winter Olympics? From last week's skiing contest,
we turn to figure skating! Did you know it was the most popular sport
on the Moon? It's totally true. This time, Chris and Jordan are joined
by Squirrel Girl artist Erica
Henderson to discuss how much better
an ally Mamoru is when he is an enemy and other cold facts!
Ho ho, what's
this? A special look back into Mina's past as Sailor V? Given how much
we enjoy that manga, you might think this is gonna be a great episode!
Journey deep into Mina's stupid stupid love life with Chris, Jordan,
and special guest 
Holy crap--the
Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched
Another
episode with the death of a King of Heaven, let's all say good bye
to Kunzite/Malachite as we learn all about the Moon Kingdom! That's
right--lots of Jordan and Chris's questions get...answered(?) in this
episode...to varying degree of satisfaction. Joined once again by artist
It
all comes to this! The start of the two-part season finale of Season
One of Sailor Moon...which was condensed into one episode by the original
American adaptation. In this first part...THE SAILOR SCOUTS DIE! Which
would be a spoiler, if it were not the NAME OF THE EPISODE. Mourn
along with Jordan, Chris, and the return of our first guest ever, 
So,
let's summarize--all the Sailor Scouts except Sailor Moon are dead...and
her destined Moon lover has been turned evil. Things are not looking
good, even if you didn't know that this was the last episode of Sailor
Moon. Sort of. I mean...not really. Anyway, the climactic battle is
here, and Jordan, Chris and 
Welcome
back, as we enter the next phase of Sailor Business! Now that Queen
Beryl is defeated, the show becomes a straight-up teen romance show,
right? WRONG! It becomes an ALIEN INVASION! Sort of. If two people
count as an invasion. Back to watch the skies with Chris and Jordan
is 
Alan
and Ann, the ALI-ENS here to sap energy, have decided to take over
a movie studio's casting process...because that's the easiest way to
get energy, for sure. But the scouts don't have their memories anymore!
What will happen??? Chris and Jordan are joined again by 
Welcome
back, Trash-Piles! That's right, we're back in the world of people
treating Usagi like dirt...but could it be because she is immature
and not capable of adult relationships? Wait what--who would suggest
such a thing?!? Perhaps this week's special guest, 
FIFTY
EPISODES OF SAILOR BUSINESS! That's 1/4 of the way through all of Sailor
Moon! Not counting the movies! Or the Musicals! Or the live action
show! And what did the awesome creators at the Sailor Moon anime cook
up to celebrate their 50th episode? Why a look into the futuristicest
of all futuristic technologies: VIRTUAL REALITY! Chris and Jordan are
joined once more by 
