By Jordan D. White

Red Cain was a normal man with perhaps a little less going on in his life than your average guy, but when the corporation DI&R, Divine Interventions & Retributions, chooses him as their new Saint, his life will never be the same. He becomes a sort of Holy Secret Agent, with a blessed gun and sword that can harm no living thing, but can cut through anything else. He gets sent out on a simple mission to investigate Father David Partick, but that simple mission spirals into a roller coaster of adventure, frogs, pedophelia, suicide, doomsday plans, manipulation, and mistaken identity. Who is on Red's side? Who is against him? Nothing is as it seems in this amazing tale.

Red Cain, having escaped the clutches of DI&R, has been enjoying a fairly normal life with Alison, his girlfriend back in their hometown, but when Argento shows up to warn them that a new Saint is in town, Red is launched back into the world of bizarre adventure that he'd tried so hard to leave behind. Someone has it out for electronics products in the town, but can Red figure out what's going on in time when he has to do battle with another Saint, a giant robot, flying terrorists, and the entire American corporate system? Mind control, destructive mobs, telemarketing, a future distopia, spyware, lots of brutal action, and a peek into Red's past await! Take This Year's Model for a spin!