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Bad: A Memoir of Good & Evil
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Moving to Mars
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Saint Red
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What Fools

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Updates:

09-28-09:

Pet Sounds - By Scape White
As part of his studies at London's prestigious Rock Institute of Rock, Scapie will be producing a track every month or so, and providing them here for your downloading pleasure. Take them freely, and rock them whereever you go.

08-17-09:

Rhapsody on Uke NEW! - By Jordan D. White
Having purchased a ukulele, Jordan set out to re-record all the wax-work theme songs on his new uke. Recording one per episode of the Cast In Wax podcast, new uke covers of the songs will be uploaded here as they exist. Doesn't everything sound happier on the uke?

08-18-08:

  • 21st episode of Cast in Wax is up, of course.
  • The remastering of Rhapsody in Wax is complete! Every song I've recorded for it now sounds better than ever, with an all new mix (including Theme I, which has not been on the podcast yet, since it is not Christmas).
  • Plus, there are 4 songs with extra bonus versions:
    • Theme E has the "studio version".
    • Theme P has a version in my normal voice.
    • Theme U has an alternate recording of the same song, but with completely different instrumentation and vocals.
    • and Theme N has an entirely different song, never before on the site! It was the original version of theme N, which I scrapped before beginning the one we all know and love!

05-26-08:

05-12-08:

  • Seventh episode of Cast in Wax is up, duh.
  • Began putting up the remastered Rhapsody in Wax tracks, which are being remastered for use as intros to the podcast.
  • Also began putting up the new remastered first season episodes of Tract or Fiction? and Decker & Hayes, also being remastered for the podcast.

04-14-08:

Third ep!

04-07-08:

Second episode of Cast in Wax!

03-31-08:

The Premiere of Cast in Wax!

03-08-08:

It's been a while, but things are heating up, and getting started.

I established the podcast section, and announced the official start date of the podcast as March 31st, the day before wax-work's 6th anniversary.

I changed the format of the Guard Duty Pictures and added new characters.

I re-reupdated my Bio.

I changed the side menu a lot, as well as the front page, adding a welcome picture, and stuff.

Like, I said, though, the big news is the podcast starting. The idea is to do the podcast weekly, updateing every Monday Morning / Sunday Night after the 31st of March. We'll be repackaging all the old Welcome to the Wax-Work shows (except Saint Red). It should be a blast.

09-01-07:

A few months have passed, and things are quite different for your humble webmaster. I now live in New York City, and life is generally very changed. I thought it was about time to come clean up the last few scraps of Wax-Radio that were still lingering.

First of all, I've finally finished up This Day In History. That's right- every single day is now accounted for! Three-hundred-sixty-six tiny little improv games, some great, some... not great. I'm excited. Oh, and in case you're wondering which ones just went up, they're July 21st - September 16th, and March 23rd.

Secondly, I tweaked more of the Radio section to reflect that it's pretty much over. No more "newest additions" part on the radio page, for example. No need.

I put up a Bonus Tracks page, collecting all the radio bonus bits from the various projects. They're all still on the individual project pages, too, but I wanted to add the their own page. Also, I added two fun little Mr. Fahrenheit clips from Frank Allen's news show in the Guard Duty Universe. They're on the Bonus page and the Guard Duty page.

Oh, and I finally revised my Bio.

For those of you wondering when the next phase of wax-work.com will be starting... well, I don't have anything to announce yet, but rest assured, I am thinking about it. I need a little more time to settle in before I decide for certain. I'm waiting to hear on a job that means a lot to me, but once I'm working regularly and fall into a schedule, wax-work will be one of my top priorities. It will return. Rest assured.

06-19-07:

It's been about a month since Welcome to the Wax-work ended, and I have to say, I miss it greatly. It hasn't necessarily sunken in 100% yet, since this is just like the summer breaks of the last few years. Only difference is, it won't be back come fall.

At any rate, I've finally come back to give you a few of the promised "Bonus Tracks", as well as the MP3s of Ultimate Debatitorium, and a few more eps of This Day in History. This is one of the last updates of Welcome to the Wax-Work material we have left. A few more Days in History, and that will be it.

Let's get to it!

  • Ultimate Debatitorium
    Lord Vanton Zest vs. President Byron Samuels
    Ultimate Debatitorium pitted the Debatiator of the Year 2006 against the Debatiator of the year 2007, asking them the Ultimate (open ended) Question... Why? Changing things up a little, however... we recorded two endings to the debate, allowing both competitors to have their chance to "win". We also offer a third version which includes both endings.
  • This Day In History
    June 15th - July 20th
    Just over a month's worth of TDIH, getting us caught up with the now. Only July 21st - September 16th remain unedited. That's less than two months worth. I can do that soon. I hope.
  • Debatirorium Theme - based on the opening of the Nutcracker's Overture by Piotr Tchaikovsky, and arranged by Michael "Temporary Card" Makowski & Jordan D. White.
  • Epic Echoes End Theme - by Michael "Temporary Card" Makowski
    Recorded especially for the last episode of Epic Echoes, this is also from the "War of the Insects" piece, but from the very ending. Apparently, the ants win the war. It made a nice ending to the show.
  • Frank Allen Interview - Towards the end of Debatitorium 2006, Frank Allen appeared on Charles Berman's "Bronze Age of Radio" radio program. This illuminating interview gives a rare behind-the-scenes look into the working of the man behind the debates.
  • Jordan, Frank, & Rory Farewell - From the end of the very last Welcome to the Wax-work, this is Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, & Rory St. John's farewell to the series.
  • Jordan on 'Way of the Master Radio' - Not actually part of our wax radio bits, I called up the Way of the Master Radio show just to chat. It's an evangelical Christian show. I am an atheist- or, as they helped me discover, a born-again atheist.
  • Like Mother Opening Theme - by Jordan D. White
    Originally written as a pop song entitled "Delicate", I think this works much better as the theme to Like Mother Like Daughter. This is the version that starts every show...
  • Like Mother Closing Theme - by Jordan D. White
    ...and this is the version that ends every show. There are only minor differences.
  • Spinning With Evil (This Day in History Theme) - based on "The Spinning Song" by Albert Ellmenreich, Michael "Temporary Card" Makowski altered it to be in a minor key rather than major, then Jordan D. White added the drum part.

Like I said... I would say just one or two more updates of Days in History, and this stage of Wax-Work projects will be complete. What will be next for Jordan D. White and for wax-work.com? I can't say, for sure. We'll be moving to Forest Hills, Queens on August 1st, starting a whole new phase of life. Who knows where my "All-Original Creative Projects" will go from there.

05-15-07:

Wow. This is it- the last episode of the Welcome to the Wax-Work radio show. Yeah, sure, voer the next few weeks I'll have a couple of bonus tracks and the rest of This Day in History to put up here... but, for the most part, this is it. This is the end of all our scripted radio serials... forever. I cannot tell you how much I am going to miss them, and how much they mean to me. Thanks to everyone who has listened, and helped make these things possible.

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 11: Evolution
    President Byron Samuels vs. Perfect Pitch
    Did man evolve from other types of creature through a process of natural selection? It's a complicated issue... an issue that can only be solved by the Debatiator of the Year 2007! And don't forget- next week, we'll have Ultimate Debatitorium, where this year's winner goes up against last year's!
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 11: Chosen Sacrifice, The Series Premiere
    by Jordan D. White
    What were the fateful events that lead up to the Death of Julie Crenshaw? How did the Flashpack's first casualty come about? The Epic Echoes sound for the first time in this, the series premiere of the backwards sci-fi adventure series!
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 11: Finally
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring The Stallion & The Argus
    It's fiftieth and final episode of Guard Duty, and the Earth Guard is not doing so well. Will the series end with the teams utter demise?
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 11: Regeneration
    by Jordan D. White
    Pandora Darling started on a journey when she walked in on her mother, the killer. Where will she end up? Will she defeat CASK? Will she have Bobby by her side? Questions are answered and answers are questioned in this series finale.

Of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Thanks for listening.

05-08-07:

The second to last regular episode of Welcome to the Wax-Work. Wow- we're really moving towards the ending now. I'm starting to feel it, as I edit the final episodes for Friday's airing. It's starting to hit me: this is almost it. Man alive! And, I'd better start busting my hump on those This Day In History episodes, because I am significantly behind on those! Ah well, for now, enjoy the penultimate episodes of everything, here for your enjoyment!

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 10: Stem Cells
    Georgio vs. Perfect Pitch
    Scientists claim that stem cell research can potentially cure all manner of diseases... but what about all the blood on the floor? And are scientists even telling the truth? Frank Allan gets to the bottom of things.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 10: The Final Domino
    by Jordan D. White
    Julie Crenshaw is dead, cut down in her prime as the Flashpack's first casualty ever. Can the Flashpack pull themselves together to defeat Stragon the Annihilator while this loss hangs heavy in the air?
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 10: Fences & Bridges
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Broadband & The Stallion
    The Guard is down to three members, and something must be done to rectify this... but what?
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 10: The Heart of the Maze
    by Guenevere Eckert
    The fingers of CASK begin to tighten around Pandora and Bobby as they make a run for their freedom. But who can they turn to, and who is on their trail?

Of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

And lastly, remember, our final episode can be heard Friday, 2:30-4PM EST, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

05-01-07:

Mayday! I'm doing a middle of the night update rather than a midday one and I'm very tired! Why I am I doing this? I have no idea. I could just wait the twelve hours to do it at the normal time, but I'm already almost done, now, so I might as well finish it up. This is the third-to-last episode of wax-work, "Episode 609", in production-speak. 611 will be the last one. Lots of developements in these episodes, lots of twists and unexpected turns as we near the end of all things wax-radio (or the beginning, in Epic Echoes' case). Let's get to it!

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 9: Wire Tapping
    Rosencrantz & Guildenstern vs. President Byron Samuels
    In recent times, it's come up whether it is right for a Government to listen in on its citizen's coversations. Now, after far too much debating over who Frank Allen is, we might just find out. Maybe.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 9: Driven to Distraction
    by C. Henry Berman
    In this, the last episode of Epic Echoes (or is that first?) written by anyone other than series creator Jordan D. White, the Flashpack and their new "friend" Furtrace Fuzzbotham look for something to distract them from their pain... and find it.
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 9: Follow the Leader
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring the Earth Guard
    It's a team meeting to discuss the Guard's troubles... but it may cause more problems than it addresses.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 9: Three to One
    by Daniel Schwartz
    What will Pandora’s next move be without her mother’s help? Will Bobby, Tabby, and George survive their suicide runs? How exactly do you spell Quetzalcoatl? I lied! Not all these questions will be answered! Hahahahahaaaaa!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

04-24-07:

So... last night we had our final recording session for "Welcome to the Wax-Work"... ever. We've finished recording the series finales for all our shows (and premiere of Epic Echoes). It's a bittersweet feeling. On the one hand, I'm really proud of everything we did, and am very excited to get the ends of these series out there for everyone. On the other hand, I will miss these series so much...

But enough of that! The show's not over yet! We still have multiple episodes to broadcast and put up on the web! Let's get started on this week's wax-work!

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 8: Apples vs. Oranges
    Bridget vs. President Byron Samuels
    "Folk Wisdom" seems to think you cannot compare apples and oranges. Bah! Of course you can- one of them is better! Frank Allen helps decide which one takes the triumphant spot in the last episode of round two of the tournament.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 8: Voices of Evil
    by Lyn Nelson
    Ever wondered about the similar vocal quality many of the Flashpack's villains share? So did the Flashpack. Plus, something is threatening production on the most prolific weapon producing planet in the galaxy!
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 8: Attention Past Due
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Mr. Fahrenheit & The Argus
    Mr. Fahrenheit has been press secretary for the Earth Guard for nearly a year now. How's that been going for him? Find out.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 8: Abandon All Hope
    by Jordan D. White
    Who is Emmanuel Blackstone? What does he want from Pandora? Likely, it's not what you'd expect. Also... ever wonder what CASK stands for? We've got a few more answers...

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

04-17-07:

Hey, everyone! We're back again after another school break, during which we had no new episodes. That is, however, the last break between now and the end of all our radio shows. Episodes 7-11 should come weekly and all regular-like. And those of you wondering about This Day in History, don't worry- those are being recorded as well, but because they're all for days that won't be coming for a while, I've given these shows priority. They will get done, though, sooner or later.

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 7: Pirates vs. Ninjas
    The Boogieman vs. Georgio
    Scholars have long debated who would win in the Pirate/Ninja conflict which seems more and more inevitable with each passing year. Don't worry, now you can be prepared and root for the winning side!
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 7: Of Death?
    by Guenevere Eckert
    The Flashpack meets up with one of their least liked friends who brings them face to face with the infamous Sultan of Ice! Will they be able to escape his friendship, or will it be nothing but tea and bridge from here on in?
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 7: Two Down
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Binary Girl & The Stallion
    Binary Girl is... a tad upset about Peaseblossom's departure, while Stallion reaches a milestone of his own.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 7: Curious George
    by Charles H. Berman
    George Batista is in for a painful night with Pandora and Bobby... if their little shindig isn't interrupted, that is... and who is that creeping at the window?

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

04-02-07:

Holy crap... yesterday marked the FIVE YEAR anniversary of the launching of wax-work.com. That's pretty amazing. The site as changed a lot since that day... we used to have a number of contributors I used to wrangle, working in different media. Now, we're mostly here for the weekly radio shows. Who knows what we will become next year when I move out of Binghamton. Hopefully, we'll still be around for a 10th anniversary. Now, here's the shows!

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 6: Chocolate vs. Vanilla
    Rosencrantz & Guildenstern vs. Thomas Alva Edison
    This week, we start our second round of debatitorial splendour with a lighter topic- what is the better flavor, chocolate or vanilla? How does this relate to the exploitation of the third world and the creator of the universe? Find out inside!
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 6: Cry Havok
    by Daniel Schwartz
    Yet another of the Flashpack's infamous foes rears his ugly head as the gang heads to New Zealand to save the world. Which of the 'pack's arch-nemeses will pop up this time? And what's up with Keane? Listen away!
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 6: Guilty Looking
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Peaseblossom & Bumblebee
    Peaseblossom and Bumblebee touch on some sensitive matters this time, as the Argus sees more than he wants to reveal.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 6: Killing Time
    by Lyn Nelson
    Pandora may have agreed to fight CASK with Bobby's help, but is she ready for covert missions that wind up as bloodbaths? Hope so.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

03-27-07:

I am in a hurry to get this up to today, so I don't want to do a whole shpiel! Ok, except, when I typed that sentence just now, I accidentally wrote "toady" instead of "today"... which was funny, because I was calling everyone who reads this my toady. Enjoy the serials, toadies!

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 5: The FCC
    Jordan Cornswallows III vs. The Boogieman
    This week, we cover whether or not it is right for the FCC to regulate the airwaves on behalf of the general public... all while fully complying with FCC guidelines for indecency and obsenity.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 5: Old and Wise
    by Jordan D. White
    This week, the Flashpack meets themselves from the future! Yes, the Flashpack of 26 years from now comes back on a top secret mission and enlists their past selves' help! But what is the mission? And who is on the future 'Pack?
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 5: Now You See Me
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Voodoo Lady & The Argus
    This time, while Foal tries ever harder, Voodoo Lady doesn't seem herself, and the Argus shows a bit more of "his" hand.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 5: Pandora's Box
    by Guenevere Eckert
    Having received a message from her dead mother, Pandora flounders for her next move. What does her Mother advise? Can Chuck Kane help her? What did she and Bobby do all afternoon? Find out!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

03-20-07:

Back, after a week off on "Spring Break", Welcome to the Wax-Work is still as entertaining as ever. All new episodes are here for your listening pleasure and the playing pleasure of your local mp3 device. I think they like it even more than we humans do. I don't have proof... it's just a feeling.

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 4: Illegal Drugs
    Dr. Von Wicked vs. Georgio
    This week, we tackle the concept of illegal drugs, deciding once and for all whether drugs should remain illegal, or flow freely like a river through the world. Just what is the downside of legal drugs? You might find out, herein.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 4: Sacrificial Alter
    by C. Henry Berman
    The Flashpack gets a visit from Captain Momentary drawing them into the mysterious Alter Earth! Just what is this other world, and what impending disaster does it face? Plus, Jimmy has an... encounter... and Slotter becomes... different.
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 4: Work It Out
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Peaseblossom & Mr. Fahrenheit
    This time, the Guard comes from their battle with Suspiria a changed people... with every Guard member in another member's body. Hijinks ensue.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 4: Right Minds
    by Jordan D. White
    Pandora has a hold of Officer Interpolitansky's CASK implant... but what secrets does it hold? What does Hope Darling have to do with the late officer? And what does Chuck Kane have to do with it all?
  • This Day In History
    June 03 - June 14
    A few more days in history featuring the death of a prophet, and escape from Alcatraz, and OJ Simpson's alleged crime.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

03-06-07:

So, it looks like Tuesday is a reasonable goal for getting the episodes updated. I know it seems a little far after the Friday afternoon premiere, but this is two weeks in a row where it happens that way. So, it's good! And if I ever get it done earlier, I can make everyone pleasantly surprised. This third episode is a very exciting one, with amazing thrills and chills and... other things. Fun!

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 3: Space Exploration
    Rosencrantz & Guildenstern vs. Fausia Featherbaum
    This week, the debatiators decide once and for all whether we should continue to explore space. The entire NASA budget hangs in the balance as we learn what outer space has to do with animals, witches, and England.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 3: In Love and Hate
    by Lyn Nelson
    Jill Slotter explores life as a man with Drallus's help, and the Flashpack go up against yet another major villain: the Mad Hater! Who is this fiendish foe, and how can the Flashpack overcome their own hatred?
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 3: Ones and Zeroes
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Binary Girl & Dr. Fast
    This time, the Allusionist has been captured, Binary Girl cries out, and Dr. Fast makes a connection.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 3: CASK and Ye Shall Receive
    by Jordan D. White
    Pandy, Bobby, and Tabby are lined up to be executed, but Bobby has a little secret that might change things for the teens. Plus... what exactly does CASK stand for? Listen closely, and you might find out.
  • This Day In History
    May 22 - June 07
    A few more days in history, teaching us good parenting, good hygeine, and good neighbor-ness.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

02-27-07:

I'm a little late posting this update, and for that I am sorry, but it's a good one, so hopefully that makes up for it. Four all new episode that have only aired once on the radio (so far as I am aware). Adventure and excitement in 10-20 minute portions, freely downloaded in MP3 format! Can there be a better deal? Maybe, but not right now.

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 2: Racial Profiling
    Perfect Pitch vs. Bridget
    This week, Frank Allen examines whether or not it is valid to use racial profiling as an investigation technique. In the process, he learns about the most effective techniques of profiling, the state of Binghamton's superhero community, and speak to a failed suicide bomber. And it's funny.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 2: From Austrailia With Love
    by Guenevere Eckert
    This episode, Jill Slotter finally finds her way to becoming a women again, and the 'pack finally confronts Dr. Von Wicked, who they believe to be behind all their recent troubles. Is he their true nemesis? How will they defeat he be-tied evilness?
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 2: Feel Good
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Bumblebee & Voodoo Lady
    This time, Stallion states his case, Bumblebee lays out her perspective, and Voodoo Lady takes a few pot shots.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 2: Thou Shalt Not Kill
    by Charles H. Berman
    As Pandora discovers Mr. Nielson's secret life, she continues on her quest to find out what happened to Bobby... and to not die. Will she succeed on either count, or will CASK take her down?

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

02-17-07:

Welcome to the Wax-Work is back with an all new season which, sadly, will be our last. The good news is that my lovely wife, Devon, got into medical school. The bad news is, that will take us away from WHRW Binghamton. Thus shall end Welcome to the Wax-Work. So, here we are, with the beginning of the end. Let's make it a good one!

For this final semester, we'll be airing on Friday afternoons, from 2:30 - 4:00 PM. Listen to us on WHRW Binghamton 90.5 FM, or on the webcast over the WHRW Website.

  • Debatitorium 2007
    Episode 1: Illegal Immigration
    President Byron Samuel vs. Thomas Alva Edison
    Frank Allen's beloved debate tournament returns, tackling an important issue for the American economy. Plus, three(?) scientists call in with their opinions. Sound exciting? Well, it is, anyway.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Four
    Episode 1: Unmasked!
    by Daniel Schwartz
    In the "series finale" of this, the "first" season of Epic Echoes, the Flashpack finds out who is behind all the troubles they've been experiencing all season- including the death of Julie Crenshaw! Can the 'Pack survive this major villain?
  • Guard Duty, Series Five
    Episode 1: Stranded in the Clouds
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Mr. Fahrenheit & Broadband
    In the final season opener, Mr. Fahrenheit is composing a statement, Broadband pulls a trick, and an unseen observer screams.
  • Like Daughter
    Episode 1: No Place Like Home
    by Lyn Nelson
    Picking up, after the terrible events of the finale of Like Mother, this series follows Pandora Darling in her newly orphaned life. A month has passed, and it's now the night of the Homecoming Dance, but will CASK allow Pandora to have a normal life?
  • This Day In History
    A Whole Bunch!
    The backlog of Days in History from last season comes flooding onto the site, with, count them, sixty installents. Collect them all! next week, we should be back to 12 a week.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Fridays, 2:30-4PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

12-12-06:

Hey everyone! Well, I sort of dropped the ball here, in my recovery from sickness. I did not upload the last two episodes of Wax-Work, so here we are with a double shot. Two episodes at once of all our favourite shows! That's twice the listening pleasure in one fell swoop. Let's get to it.

  • Debatitorium 2006
    Episode 10: Global Warming
    Kralltar vs. Dot
    &     Episode 11: Existence of God
    Lord Zest vs. ???
    First up, a debate on whether Global Warming is real, featuring the second appearance of a "Wildcard" debator as the warrior/king Kralltar fights the smallest woman on Earth. Then, the winner of that debate goes up against Lord Zest to argue, once and for all, the existence or non-existence of God.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Three
    Episode 10: Hitting the Books
    by Daniel Schwartz
    &     Episode 11: They Are A-Changin'
    by Jordan D. White
    First up, the Flashpack speaks to the Master Archivist of 1884 to learn more about this new "Vampiros" threat. Then, back one episode in time, the Flashpack enjoys some much needed downtime before meeting a mysterious British stranger and being sent off on an amazing mission in time.
  • Guard Duty, Series Four
    Episode 10: Golden Opportunity
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Bumblebee & Dr. Fast
    & Episode 11: On Ice
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring The Argus & Voodoo Lady
    First off, we've got an episode in which we learn that an episode of the Earth Guard has died! And finally, we get the return of a few old villians we might have known... and Guard Duty's first season finale cliffhanger.
  • Like Mother
    Episode 10: CASKet Case
    by Lyn Nelson
    & Episode 11: Say Goodbye
    by Jordan D. White
    In the first episode, we learn what happened to Mark Ravalomanana in Antananarivo, Madagascar, then move on to a tragic ending. In the season finale, characters deal with the tragic events of the previous episode... even while worse happens around them.
  • This Day In History
    November 26
    November 27
    November 28
    November 29
    November 30
    December 01
    December 02
    December 03
    December 04
    December 05
    December 06
    December 07
    I'm a bit behind on this show, but here is where I am so far. Expect more of these in the next few weeks (likely along with bonus tracks for the other shows).

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

We'll be back next semester with all new episode of all these shows, so keep your eyes on the site for an announcement of the date and time we'll return!

11-19-06:

Hi there, folks... sorry this is late. I am posting this from the depths of sickness. I am struck down with a horrible debilitating cold, while my wife has a fever. That, combined with wrapping up the recording for the semester has lead to this being late. Sorry for the lateness. I don't, however, think the quality is down at all. I am very proud of these eps. But no, no exclamation points today. Too sick.

  • Debatitorium 2006
    Episode 9: Abortion
    Lord Zest vs. Alice Wilcox
    One of the most divisive debates in America today, whether or not abortion is wrong, gets decided here. You don't want to miss this one. It could affect American law for the rest of all time. Check it out.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Three
    Episode 9: Great Green Dragons
    by Guenevere Eckert
    From World War Two to a flock of Dragons, the Flashpack is fighting for their lives, trying to take down the Vampiros race. How can Jimmy and Drallus get back to their friends?
  • Guard Duty, Series Four
    Episode 9: The Golden Rules
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring The Golden Eel & The Stallion
    This episode, I promise, you find out who gets on the Earth Guard. And the Golden Eel has her first shift of Guard Duty. Spoiler!
  • Like Mother
    Episode 9: Habeas Corpses
    by Charles H. Berman
    Things get so much more complicated this episode, as Pandora, Hope, Bobby, and Jason meet up with not one, not two, but three surprising people. And whatever you do- don't reveal the startling last lines to your friends!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

ALSO: I'm on Coverville. Coverville is a podcast that only plays covers. They put out an open call for this thing they call "Coverville Idol", and asked for covers of songs from 1986. I did a cover of the R.E.M. song "Fall On Me" (which you can download here). You can find the episode I am on here, and you can vote for a winner. I would, of course, not ask anyone to just vote for me, but you can listen to the whole thing, and vote honestly. Thanks!

11-09-06:

Hey, everybody! We're certainly moving into the final stretch here with episode 508 of Welcome to the Wax-work. Only three more after this; one next week, a break for Thanksgiving, then the final two episodes. There's a lot of excitement building in the series, and lots of surprises in store from here on out.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

11-02-06:

Moving into the second half of the season, we're back for Welcome to the Wax-Work episode 507. All new stuff, as we begin to drive towards the ends of the seasons!Sadly, again, no This Day In History this week. I'm naughty, and have been truant on that show. I will try to do a few weeks worth over this next week, so we can get back on track. Again, we're still ahead, so you can still learn about this week.

  • Debatitorium 2006
    Episode 7: Superman vs. Batman
    Roland Thomas vs. Alice Wilcox
    For years, we've wondered about which of DC comics' two big heroes would win in a fight. Now, we can find out for certain. And another hero stops by to help decide... but are any of these heroes gay? Hmmmm....
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Three
    Episode 7: Time After Time
    by Daniel Schwartz
    Equipped with a complete list of every Vampiros ever, the Flashpack attempts to make quick work of the evil race. Things don't exactly go as planned, and they end up in a battle with the mysterious foes who've been tracking them down.
  • Guard Duty, Series Four
    Episode 7: Shrinking Interest
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Peaseblossom & Binary Girl
    The Earth Guard finish interviewing for new heroes to replace their lost comrades in this episode! Meet the final candidate: Bumblebee!
  • Like Mother
    Episode 7: Red Right Hand
    by Lyn Nelson
    Pandora and her mother wind up at the G8 summit, seeking out Mr. Jason Brandt. Is Brandt in danger? Will they find CASK representatives? What twisted things will Hope ask her daughter to do? Find out within!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

10-26-06:

This is the midpoint episode of this season of wax-work, the same number of episodes before and after. If you listen to two of the series, for this week, you'll be exactly halfway through the season. Pretty exciting, huh? Sadly, there is no This Day In History this week, as I've fallen behind on editing them. Not to worry, we're ahead, datewise, so you can still listen to every day as it comes.

  • Debatitorium 2006
    Episode 6: Monkey vs. Robot
    Lord Zest vs. Good Hitler
    The second round of debates opens with a slightly lighter topic, the classic debate of monkey vs. robot. Which would win, if they were to fight? What does it mean if you say "ass" too much? You'll be surprised to learn, I bet.
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Three
    Episode 6: A Web of Electronic Information
    by Jordan D. White
    The Flashpack vs. the Cryptogs! What are the cryptogs? How can the 'pack stop them? What exactly is this "world wide web" the Flashpack stumbles onto? You'll probably be less than surprised to find out.
  • Guard Duty, Series Four
    Episode 6: Rocking the Boat
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring Voodoo Lady & Dr. Fast
    The Earth Guard continue interviewing for new heroes to replace their lost comrades in this episode! Meet this week's new candidate: Dr. Rock!
  • Like Mother
    Episode 6: Shock and Awe and Amazement
    by Daniel Schwartz
    Pandora has wound up back in her mother's clutches as she makes her way to Seattle, but what exactly does Hope even want in Seattle? Might it have something to do with the G8 summits held in the city? Yes. Yes, it does.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

10-21-06:

Five episodes into season five, and here we are! Still going strong. So, what's new with you? Oh, really? That's cool. Unless you said something sad, in which case it's sad. Sorry. Hey, I know! You should listen to these all new episodes and they will cheer you up! Or, they will add to your good mood. They're good for all!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

10-12-06:

The Fourth Episode comes on in, and it is some good stuff. All these episodes are pretty sweet, if you ask me. Sweeter than the sugary taste of stolen candy, freshly snatched from a baby's delicate fingers. Except, this is an ear taste. As in, you taste it with your ears. Or "hear" it, I suppose. Enjoy!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

10-05-06:

Episode three of season five is here! That's right, you can break out your "Number Three" party hats, and start your number three parties now. It is very exciting. It means we've got a full head of steam and we're really ramming through this nonsense! YAY! I like this show.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

09-29-06:

Episode two of season five of Welcome to the Wax-Work, and we are feeling very good. We've recorded the fourth episodes of every show, and I've edited these, the second episodes, and let me tell you, the season is off to a good start. The new shows are really living up to the expectations of quality, and while we miss Decker & Hayes and Tract or Fiction?, these new additions are great additions.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

09-22-06:

Welcome to the Wax-Work returns to the air and net waves for our fifth season, and we are certainly hitting the ground running. We have two returning series, two new series, and, of course, a continuation of our educational historical program. That sounds like something for everybody, if you ask me! The shows all premiere on Thursday nights, from 8:30-10PM on WHRW Binghamton. Hey, that's our original slot from seasons 1 and 2! And you can listen live on the internet on the WHRW website. As such, I think I'll be updating the site here on Thursday nights / Friday Mornings from here on out. And I MAY be able to get podcasting up in the next week, so no one misses an episode! Exciting. Anyway, without further ado, on to the shows!

  • Debatitorium 2006
    Episode 1: The Iraq War
    Lord Zest vs. Dr. Parsis
    In this all new series, Tract or Fiction? host Frank Allen returns to solve all of our problems, one debate at a time. In this first episode, we have one debator from the past and one from the future, arguing over the rightness of the war in Iraq. The entire season will be tournement-style, so the winner of each show will be debating for the title later in the season! Exciting! Very silly!
  • Epic Echoes: The Backwards Series, Series Three
    Episode 1: The End of the Beginning
    by Guenevere Eckert
    The "series finale" of this season brings the end of the Flashpack's epic journey through time, fighting the threat of the Vampiros. Exactly how will they stop the fiends for good? And what are the Vampiros, anyway? Plus, ever wonder why Keane is so testy with Molly? Find out here!
  • Guard Duty, Series Four
    Episode 1: Pressing On
    By Jordan D. White
    Starring The Stallion & Mr. Fahrenheit
    In this season opener, while on Guard Duty, Mr. F decides to air out a few grievances with the Stallion.
  • Like Mother
    Episode 1: My Mother, The Killer
    by Jordan D. White
    This is an all new series, a little bit paranoia, a little bit fun. Teenager Pandora Darling comes home to find her mother standing over a dead body, and soon learns this is not her mother's first time killing. Why is she doing it? Is she insane? You decide for yourself along with Pandora.
  • This Day In History
    September 17
    September 18
    September 19
    September 20
    September 21
    September 22
    September 23
    September 24
    September 25
    September 26
    In this batch, Fatty Arbuckle quits smoking, Butch and Sundance pull their first robbery, and the Cannes film festival misses an important lesson.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Thursdays, 8:30-10PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

08-18-06:

White Noise - By Jordan D. White
NEW 8-18-06: Fall On Me
Jordan D. White does a handful of odd covers, some in fully orchestrated a cappella, some with keyboard. Good fun to be had for free. Recorded especially to enter Coverville's Coverville Idol, this R.E.M. song has just been added!

05-08-06:

The final episode of the season, and it's jam-packed with wonder! I think you'll enjoy it. I wrote all the episodes this week, as the season finale, and I'm very proud of them all. Two of these are series finales as well, so you should really check them all out. We will miss Decker & Hayes and Tract or Fiction, but I promise you we will replace them with all new series next time that you will really dig. We've been talking about them, and I'm already excited. So, anyway... enjoy!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

An Epic Echoes Marathon, all episodes from the first & second series in reverse (and therefore chronological) order, will be broadcast on Tuesday, May 16th, 1pm-7pm on WHRW Binghamton. You can listen in on the radio in the Binghamton area at 90.5 FM, or on the internet on the WHRW site.

"Welcome to the Wax-Work" will return next semester with all new shows, and there will likely be a "Wax-Work Summer" program featuring a new 6 episode series of Guard Duty over the summer. Keep checking the site for news.

05-01-06:

Mayday is here, and with it comes the second to last episode of the season. Don't fret, next week's is going to be a showstopper explosivo episode, so it will all be worth it. For now, let's build up to it with these exciting episodes! Wheee!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

04-24-06:

Three episodes left (including this one) and things are really going well. Two of the four shows are going to be ending for good, so that's pretty crazy. We've actually already recorded everything for the semester, now it's just a matter of me editing and releasing everything. I think everything will go well and on schedule. I am excited.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

04-10-06:

We're really cruising through this season, aren't we? I am pretty impressed. Only three more episodes left after this. Wow. Anyway, this is the eighth installment of this, the fourth season of Welcome to the Wax-Work. Pretty exciting! Things are getting crazy in all our series, so I hope you're all following along! Here we go...

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

04-03-06:

Happy Four Year Anniversary, wax-work.com! It was four years ago, on April the 1st 2002, that this site first graced the net. Now here we are, four years later. Is the site still the same? Not quite- there was no inkling of radio serials in my mind back when we began. I am very happy with the way things have gone though. For now, here's this week's radio series!

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

3-27-06:

WOW, we're already more than half-way through the season! Can you believe it? Six down, five to go. Does that mean these episodes are the top point of the pyramids of the season's plots? You tell me. Give 'em a listen.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

3-20-06:

The Amazing Fifth Episode of Welcome to the Wax-Work is here, and it's read to kick your butt all over the place. That is what five means in latin, right? Butt-kicker? I think so. Because we knew there would be so much butt kicking from the episode in general, we tried to keep the butt-kicking out of the plots of the shows to even it out. Maybe.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

3-7-06:

Four down, seven to go in this eleven episode season. We've got next week off, due to spring break, though I'll probably put up a new week of Historical lessons in This Day in History. This week, however, we've got all new episodes all around!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

2-27-06:

The third episode of the season comes on like a... shotgun... and leaves like a... horseshoe. I think that's an old phrase. Am I wrong? Maybe. Good new episodes, though.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

2-20-06:

Season Four, Episode Two... 4...2... almost like 42, right? Does that make this the best episode ever? Maybe, maybe... Let's take a look, shall we?

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

2-13-06:

Well! Here we are in an all new season of Welcome to the Wax-Work in our all new Monday lunchtime slot. We've brought back all four series from last season, and added an all new segment called "This Day In History". I think everyone will enjoy what we have in store this year.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Remember, new episodes can be heard Mondays, 11:30AM-1PM, live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

12-29-05:

As a final update for the year, I have finally added all the pictures and mini-bios for the Earth Guard over on the Guard Duty pages. Enjoy!

12-12-05:

The season is over, but I thought I would pop in with one more radio update before the break, bringing you all some bonus tracks for your Welcome to the Wax-Work mp3 collections! Enjoy!

Reminder! Tonight, Monday (12-12-05) from 7-10 PM, we'll be having an Epic Echoes Marathon, playing the full season in chronological order, from episode 11 back through to episode 1! Listen live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

12-05-05:

All four of our series reach their Season Finale's tonight! Well, Epic Echoes is really reaching its Season Premier. And Tract or Fiction? doesn't really have anything finale-like about it. But this is the last episode of all four series for the semester. I wrote all of the episodes this week (except for Tract, of course).

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

Don't worry, everyone... ALL FOUR of these series will return next semester! I would estimate early February as the most likely date of their return. Keep your eyes on this site for news!

This is the last show of the Monday Night Welcome to the Wax-Work show, but, next Monday (12-12-05) from 7-10 PM, we'll be having an Epic Echoes Marathon, playing the full season in chronological order, from episode 11 back through to episode 1! Listen live on the air of 90.5 FM if you're in Binghamton, NY, or webcast over the WHRW Website.

11-28-05:

The Penultimate episodes of the semester! Whee, such fun! These are all great episodes, and I personally stand behind them- and this week features the last episode by Daniel Schwartz and Lyn Nelson for this season! They are both great, and each wrote a number of episodes this season. Thanks guys!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

11-21-05:

Nine down, two to go. It's thanksgiving week, and I personally am giving thanks for all the people who have done so much to help the Welcome to the Wax-work series this semester, be it by acting, writing, or any way possible. Thank you all.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

11-14-05:

We're just zipping through the season at an amazing rate! This week we have a new writer joinging the writing team at Welcome to the Wax-Work, and doing a great job of it. On with the radio!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

11-07-05:

Seven episodes into our third season, and things are going smashingly. Yay things getting smashed! This is our best season yet, things sound great, and we're keeping a good schedule! WHEEE!

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

10-31-05:

Oh, my goodness, it's Halloween night! Did we do an extra special selection of episodes for the occasion? Well... yes and no. Some of them are, some aren't. Check it out.

And of course, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

10-24-05:

The fifth episode, with four serials, on the third season of Welcome to the Wax-Work, to hear through your two ears (they are in stereo) and then interpret with your one brain.

In addition, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

10-17-05:

Episode four, featuring a fabulous frenzy of feverish fiction! Finally!

In addition, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

10-10-05:

The third all new episode of the third season or Welcome to the Wax-Work, and the first new episodes of October.

In addition, the original scripts for each episode has been put up as well.

10-04-05:

Man, this was a big update... Seriously. The biggest one ever. Yes, this update was bigger than putting up the site originally; that's how big it was.

How? We finally got onto a different provider, and now I've got enough space to put up mp3s of all my radio series! I have been waiting for this for so long. Seriously. So- what went up?

Decker & Hayes - Created By Jordan D. White
An original radio serial about a pair of lesbian detectives that premiered on Welcome to the Wax-Work. Stella Decker & Macy Hayes are the best dicks in Parlortown, but in a city of crime, what good can be done? Who needs a diamond when things are this rough? Mp3s of the entire series- all of Series 1, 2 episodes of series 2.

Epic Echoes - Created By Jordan D. White
Epic Echoes: the Backwards Series tells the tale of Max Thornfield and the Flashpack, interstellar adventurers and defenders of the planet Earth. The odd part is... it tells the story backwards. Follow the 'pack back to the beginning of their tale, as they "un"beat all the threats to the planet! Mp3s of the entire series - which is 2 episodes, so far.

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting. Mp3s of the entire series - all six of Series 1, and 2 episodes of Series 2.

Saint Red - By Jordan D. White
Red Cain did not have much of a life to speak of until made a Saint by the mysterious Christian Corporation DI&R. Despite Red's best efforts, he can never go back to a boring life again. Serial Fiction, funny, serious, who knows. Mostly funny. Mp3s of the 2 complete radio series, 13 episodes each.

Tract or Fiction? - Created By Jordan D. White
Host Frank Allen and company examine the works of Jack T. Chick, examining one tract per episode then debating it's validity. Lots of goofy fun is had and we pretend something has been learned by the end. In reality, it's just all in fun... but what fun it is! Mp3s of the entire series - all of Series 1 & 2, and 2 episodes of Series 3.

In addition, all the new scripts to Decker & Hayes, Epic Echoes, and Guard Duty have been updated. I plan to keep up with both the mp3s and the scripts on a weekly basis as we go through this season. Wish me luck!

8-15-05:

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
NEW 8-15-05 - Episode 6: Turning the Table
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting.

The sixth Episode of Guard Duty will make it's audio premiere on WHRW Binghamton (or their website!) tonight at 8PM EST. Listen in! Read along!

8-8-05:

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
NEW 8-8-05 - Episode 5: No Choices
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting.

The fifth Episode of Guard Duty will make it's audio premiere on WHRW Binghamton (or their website!) tonight at 8PM EST. Listen in! Read along!

8-1-05:

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
NEW 8-1-05 - Episode 4: Cross Words
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting.

The fourth Episode of Guard Duty will make it's audio premiere on WHRW Binghamton (or their website!) tonight at 8PM EST. Listen in! Read along!

I have some good news: the site is getting a major upgrade as far as disk space goes. What that means is that at some point in the forseeable future, all the audio from Welcome to the Wax-Work is going to be available on the site. That means the audio versions of Saint Red, Decker & Hayes, Guard Duty, and Tract or Ficiton? as well will all be up here for download. Good stuff!

7-26-05:

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
NEW 7-26-05 - Episode 3: Asking & Telling
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting.

I forgot to update the site yesterday, so the broadcast premier already happened. ^_^'

7-18-05:

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
NEW 7-18-05 - Episode 2: Working Hard or Hardly Working
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting.

The second Episode of Guard Duty will make it's audio premier on WHRW Binghamton (or their website!) tonight at 8PM EST. Listen in! Read along!

7-11-05:

Guard Duty - By Jordan D. White
NEW 7-11-05 - Episode 1: Hopefully Devoted
The Earth Guard - the planet's most powerful heroes united. From the Guard Tower, they watch over the citizens and spring into action at any sign of danger. To that end, the Guard take shifts monitoring events all over the globe. Sooner or later, they all have to take a shift of… Guard Duty. An ongoing radio serial about heroes... waiting.

Guard Duty is an all-new radio serial, and this first episode is going to be broadcast on WHRW Binghamton (or their website!) tonight at 8PM EST. Listen in! Read along!

6-27-05:

OK, I was planning to begin posting the new radio serial, Guard Duty, today, however, I have decided against it. The plan was to post the scripts to Guard Duty up here on the site the same day the episodes make their aural premier on the radio. That still is the plan, in fact, but the broadcast premier has been pushed back, unfortunately, to July 11th. Why? Well, because on July 4th, next week, I am going to be in Connecticut, and not on the radio. So, I am going to start Guard Duty upon my return, so as to present it in a more uninterrupted fashion. Sound good?

Also, I officially have a scheduled summer show on Monday nights from 7-10 on WHRW Binghamton, so you can all listen in. Except next Monday, as I said.

Oh, and one more thing- this morning I've begun doing research for the third book of Saint Red. I hope to begin the actual writing later today. Once that is up and running, I will, of course, begin posting it on the site as well.

6-20-05:

Adjective Noun - Lyn Nelson & Jordan D. White
NEW 6-20-05: And In Time
Jordan & Lyn formed Adj. Noun in late 2003.Though the two have very different lyrical styles, they hope to continue to work together for as long as they can stand eachother. A new song was just added to the group's repetoir... And In Time: a song about a botched robbery... sort of.

Rhapsody in Wax - By Jordan D. White
NEW 6-20-05: Wax-work Theme U (Ursula)
Begun the first month wax-work.com was up and running, this is where Jordan writes new "Theme Songs" for the site. Many different styles of music, lots of different uses of the word wax, lots of songs, one begining with each letter of the alphabet, up to the letter U so far. Theme U is a up beat little rock song about love and traumatic injury.

6-13-05:

So... I revamped the entire site. As I am sure you can tell, if you are a regular viewer of the site. The biggest change is that I took down all the works that weren't by me. Now the site is only for things I worked either alone or in collaboration. Big change, I know. In addition, there are some new things up here.

Decker & Hayes - By Various Writers
Created By Jordan D. White
Just added to the newly revised wax-work, an original radio serial about a pair of lesbian detectives. Stella Decker & Macy Hayes are the best dicks in Parlortown, but in a city of crime, what good can be done? Who needs a diamond when things are this rough?

Saint Red - By Jordan D. White
Red Cain did not have much of a life to speak of until made a Saint by the mysterious Christian Corporation DI&R. Despite Red's best efforts, he can never go back to a boring life again. Serial Fiction, funny, serious, who knows. Mostly funny. Book Two, "This Year's Model", is finally complete! That's 4 episodes that have never been seen before! WOW!

White Noise - By Jordan D. White
Jordan D. White does a handful of odd covers, some in fully orchestrated a cappella, some with keyboard. Good fun to be had for free. Some of these I did ages ago, some recently, but I never had them on the site before. Well, now I do.
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