Lyrics:
JORDAN (spoken): Gonna have to hurry if I want to get this up by midnight... I can't believe it's already the first wax-work update for Christmas. This is so exciting. The first Christmas with wax-work, and- (phone rings) Hello?

MIKE (spoken): Hey. Hows it goin?

JORDAN (spoken): Mike, how are you doing?

MIKE (spoken): Hey.

JORDAN (spoken): It's great to hear from you.

MIKE (spoken): Yeah.

JORDAN (spoken): Merry- merry Christmas, right?

MIKE (spoken): Merry Christmas to you.

JORDAN (spoken): What's up?

MIKE (spoken): Not much, what's up with you?

JORDAN (spoken): Well, I'm just working on the website. You know, trying to get it up for, you know, for the, the update.

MIKE (spoken): Hm. I was just... I was thinking about, you know, when we were young.

JORDAN (spoken): Yeah.

MIKE (spoken): And you know, and, like, Christmas morning we'd all open our presents and then we'd like call eachother up and be like "hey, whadja get?' you know?

JORDAN (spoken): Yeah, I remember that. That was...

MIKE (spoken): Compare what we got.

JORDAN (spoken): A lot of fun.

MIKE (spoken): Yeah, it's like "Oh, I got, you know, Wizards and Warriors" and, you know, "You got..."

JORDAN (spoken): The old NES.

MIKE (spoken): Yeah, you know... Nintendo. I was thinking, you know it's too bad that...

JORDAN (spoken): Well...

MIKE (spoken): It's too bad it's not like that any more.

JORDAN (spoken): Gosh, Yeah, I wish... I wish we could still have a Christmas like that. I guess things change when you grow up.

MIKE (spoken): That's for sure. Not necessarily for the better.

JORDAN (spoken): I remember it like it was yesterday though...

The stockings had all come down
Presents been passed around
That's when you'd call
To discuss it all
Compare what we'd got

MIKE:
If we got video games
We'd list off all their names
Determine which rule
And which were just cool

BOTH:
I miss that a lot.

MIKE:
I'd always call on Christmas
As the wrapping fell to the floor
I'd always call on Christmas
Back when toys were what Christmas was for
No more...

JORDAN (spoken): I do miss those days, you know?
MIKE (spoken): Yeah.
JORDAN (spoken): Was life simpler then, or... or is it me?
MIKE (spoken): You know, it's definately not you, my friend.
JORDAN (spoken): It just sorta seems like...

Not that we're out of school
We've a more meager Yule

MIKE:
No Santa list
Means much fewer gifts
For boys become men

I got some money, though

JORDAN:
That's pretty cool.

MIKE:
I know.

BOTH:
But still we long,
In the form of this song
For days way back when

I'd (You'd) always call on Christmas

JORDAN:
Before gifts had even left the box

BOTH:
I'd (You'd) always call on Christmas

MIKE:
Leaving out all the lame gifts like socks

JORDAN:
And underwear...

MIKE:
I'd always call on Christmas
To see if you'd got more stuff than I

BOTH:
I'd (You'd) always call on Christmas
Jesus how the years seem to fly

MIKE:
Goodbye.

JORDAN (spoken): Bye, Mike. Talk to you soon. Oh, wait, Mike, Mike! Are you... Mike? Aw, Crap.