"Rhapsody in Wax" is a musical project in which I record 'theme songs' for the website. It started in April 2002, when I recorded the Original Wax-work Theme just to fill space on week two of wax-work. The next month, that space had yet to be filled and I felt like doing some more fun music... so the musical adventures began.

True to the artists I tend to listen to, the songs vary wildly in genre each time. I hope you like them! Most of them are about the website in some way, though a few stray from that and merely mention wax itself.

In addition to the tracks themselves, I've written a little paragraph about each one, and I've even included the lyrics, in case I don't annunciate enough, which I don't.

Now that Cast In Wax has begun using the themes as intro and outro music, I've remastered all the songs from their original files. They sound better than ever. In addition, I've also put up a couple of alternate takes or remixes. Those are denoted with an asterisk.

• Original Wax-work Theme
• Wax-work Theme A (Astounding Art Abounding)
• Wax-work Theme B (Baby, It's Wax)
• Wax-work Theme C (Can't Stop the Wax)
• Wax-work Theme D (Don't Ever Format)
• Wax-work Theme E (Endless Wax-work)*
• Wax-work Theme F (Fifty-One Reasons)
• Wax-work Theme G (God Save Wax-work)
• Wax-work Theme H (Happy Birthday)
• Wax-work Theme I (I'd Always Call on Christmas)
• Wax-work Theme J (Je Souhaite)
• Wax-work Theme K (Keep Yer Nose Outta the Wax)
• Wax-work Theme L (Let's Shoot Up)
• Wax-work Anniversary Theme
• Wax-work Theme M (Mad [Hoping You Won't Be])
• Wax-work Theme N (No One)*
• Wax-work Theme O (Only Wax-work.com)
• Wax-work Theme P (Pretty Poetry)*
• Wax-work Theme Q (Quite a Lot of Wax)
• Wax-work Theme R (Revitalized)
• Wax-work Theme S (Stupid)
• Wax-work Theme T ('Til They Met Me)
• Wax-work Theme U (Ursula)*

*indicates multiple versions of the song are available.