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Quite a Lot of Wax

by Jordan D. White

Wax-work Theme Q (Quite a Lot of Wax) - 11-17-03

The song that took forever. Well, here's what it is- the program that I write my midi stuff on have been being a bitch. The first two times I tried to write this song, the prog screwed it up and lost it. When I finally got around to doing it again, it was still messed up, but I bent over backwards to make it work anyway. Then, in recording, it would not let me play the midi while I am recording waves, which I worked around this time, but for any song after this might be a big pain! Grr... As for the song itself, I think it turned out pretty well. It was just what I wanted it to be, a barbershop quartet. I am sure I broke all sorts of rules of writing these pieces, but there you are. I wrote the lyrics at work one day. It was fun.

*Remastered 07-21-08

Lyrics:
On the web one afternoon
Found a site that made me swoon
It had something for each Harry, Dick, or Tom
You can find it in my cache
Or h t t p colon slash slash
w w w dot wax dash work dot com
And you'll find

Quite a lot of wax on that there website
Quite a lot of wax to view
Some people say it wanes
But we shall eat their brains
And kick them in the crotches, too
For everyone should love this wonderous website
Everyone who wants to live
If you don't read all our works
You're a bunch of stupid jerks
And I'll meet you in the shower with my shiv

Wax-work should be what you seek
The first Monday of each week
Or you won't be very pleased with what I do
Make you swallow powdered glass
Pull your intestines out your ass
And some other things that seem unpleasant, too
Cause there is

Quite a lot of wax on that there website
Quite a lot of wax to view
Some people say it wanes
But we shall eat their brains
And kick them in the crotches, too
For everyone should love this wonderous website
Everybody and their mom
Don't make me say it again
You've got till the count of ten
Get your ass over to wax dash work dot com

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