Lyrics:
I've studied hard and I've been acing all my classes
Got laser surgery, correcting for my glasses
Been pumping iron thirty hours a week
Improving on my physique
So I can kick all of your asses
Did all the dishes and I cleaned out all the closets
I mowed the lawn and tightened all the leaky faucets
Got liposuction on my calves and my gut
My face, my arms, and my butt
Removing my fatty deposits
I feel revitalized
Performance optimized
Perfection realized
My body's mobilized
My mind is digitized
My look accessorized
My personality was downloaded and backed up
Implants implanted so my reflexes are jacked up
Made sure to spring for a lifetime warrantee
So parts and labor are free
In case I ever start to act up
Packed full of isotopes, run off nuclear power
And fuel injected, running 60 miles an hour
With sonic generators under my skin
Destroying dirt from within
So I don't ever have to shower
I feel revitalized
Performance optimized
Perfection realized
Upgrades were improvised
But now I'm stigmatized
For being motorized
This rubber tubing handles all my circulation
But there's no blood inside, it's only lubrication
Although it seems I've still got organic parts
I can assure you, they aren't
They're just a clever fabrication
When they were finished all my programmers concluded
I'd live forever, long as I was not rebooted
Although the question of whether I'm alive
Has been a matter that I've
Got to admit has been disputed
I feel revitalized
Performance optimized
Perfection realized
First I was traumatized
Now I've acclimatized
To being synthesized
Functions prioritized
Data was analyzed
Programs initialized
Now I'm revitalized
Performance optimized
Perfection realized |