Lyrics:
The young people of the world today
They don't seem to think Jesus is the light and way and
They don't care what our lord sacrificed
They just rationalize with science like the anti-christ but
You just grab 'em and you send 'em here
I'm gonna put a little knowledge in their ears and
They might've been Darwin devotees
But now they're down in the Cathedral praying on their knees
Cause they were only Godless sinners 'til they met me
'Til they met me
Yes they were only Godless sinners 'til they met me

The liberal women of the USA
Fought for their right to independence and to equal pay but
Some of these women got it in their heads
To forsake men and just take other women to their beds so just
Bring 'em round and I'll make 'em sure
Just what a man and woman's bodies were created for cause
They might've been one of Sappho's brood
That's just cause no one ever gave it to 'em really good
Yeah, they were only lesbians 'til they met me
'Til they met me
Yes, they were only lesbians 'til they met me

I'm gonna take 'em by the hand
And I'll make all people understand
Just be what we want you to be
And just fall in line with society
Why are you making such a fuss?
We only want what's best for us
And by us, we mean all of us

You surfed over to the site today
Because an update email came your way and
You clicked on Rhapsody in Wax
And started downloading Jordan's latest tracks but
You might be shocked with what you find
You always thought Jordan had such an open mind and
You might've been wax fans all along
But I'm a betting that's changed now you heard this song
Cause you were only wax-work readers 'til you heard me
Yeah, they were only lesbians 'til they met me
Yeah, they were only Godless sinners 'til they met me
'Til they met me
Yes, they were only Godless sinners 'til they met me